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dead teenager

An older woman who, refusing to recognize her aging body, continues to wear clothes more appropriate to a teenager, or at least to someone with a tight bod.

Often manifests in the form of a heavy-to-obese middle-aged woman sporting a bottle-blonde dye job, tight mini-skirt, tank top and big ear rings. The outfit reveals age spots, flab, cauliflower thighs, vericose veins and/or wrinkles, thus ruining the desired affect.
Gee, Trixie must be so-o-o-o embarassed! Her mom looks like a dead teenager in that leopard mini-skirt!
by drummerdrew13 February 5, 2008
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punk teenager

a teenager who is a menace to society. usually skates, dosent go to school, vandalizes public property, and so on.
those god damn punk teenagers are smokin pot at the playground again.
by good guy 13 April 2, 2009
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teenagerdumb

the time of your life(varies but usually the years between 13 and 19...can last a lifetime for certain individuals)when you know everything better than everyone, when you are invincible, infallible and immortal
her mother thought that with the passing of her daughter's 19th birthday, she would finally grow up and leave teenagerdumb
by snowcloud521 February 21, 2009
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Teenagerism

An act of discrimination against teenagers such as racism, sexism or general ageism.
Shop owner: only two teenagers in the shop at one time.
Teenager: Thats teenagerism!
by hannahTAD February 25, 2010
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ray bans for teenagers

Sunglasses that look almost exactly like Ray-Bans, but they don't cost 140$ but cost 2 for 20$ or 15$. They are for teenagers that can't afford 140$, or are smart enough to know that they aren't responsible enough to take care of expensive ray bans so they go buy 4 pairs for 40$ at pac sun.

The Pac Sun Ray bans are also very high quality.

You don't cry if you crack your Pac Sun ray Bans, you just go buy some more.
Materialistic Girl: haha! did you see my new Ray Bans they were 140$!!

Normal person: Cool i got mine for 2 for 20$ at pac sun and they look exactly the same

materialistic girl: whatever!!mine are so much better!

*******2 weeks later********
Normal person: shit i left my sunglasses at the movie theater, I need to get some more

materialistic bitch: OH FUCK!!I BROKE MY RAY BANS!!!!OMG!!!

Normal person: haha thats why when your 13 you dont go buy 140$ sunglasses

*********i don't have anything against Ray-Bans, I think they are beautiful and great sunglasses, I just think your fucking retarted when you buy them when you don't take care of your shit****************

-ray bans for teenagers
by Unicorncasablancas July 13, 2009
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Teenage predator

A person who preys on teenagers by exploiting their naive nature in order to gain access to their body and its physical abilities. Common predator categories include pedophiles, drug dealers, and military recruiters.
1. The school turned student contact information over to a teenage predator who called Johnny and convinced him that he could tour the world and then get a free scholarship, provided he signed some paperwork. Next thing I know, he went to Iraq to kill for the oil companies and returned in a coffin.

2. Johnny has been walking funny ever since he returned from choir practice; I'm wondering if his priest, Father Feel Good, is another teenage predator.

3. Those teenage predators are getting children to carry out the drug sales in order to insulate themselves from drug dealer charges.
by 4justice August 3, 2009
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Teenage fan girl

Dumb horny virgin teenage girls l that are obsessed with Guys too good looking and or famous for them. They can’t actually being a real relationship because they’re too obsessive and clingy. So the fantasize about being with a guy that they would have zero chance ending up. The guy they are currently obsessed only lasts 3 to 4 years max. A good example is girls obsessed with Shawn Mendes and Charlie Puth Big Time Rush and One Direction. Teenage fan girls use a lot of the time looking up facts about the guy they like . . . Or the legal term STALKING them on a daily basis. Let’s be honest no guy wants to be with a girl that he never meets that knows every detail of their personal lives. Horny teen girl follows their celebrity crush on all social media account twitter snapchat and Instagram. They use some of-of their free time to write fanfiction‘s about their crush. There are very ugly inside and out and expect the person they want to be with to look like models. The only way they lose their virginity is to a fuck boy Who make them wear a paper bag during intercourse so that he doesn’t have to look at her. They have very high expectations on what the person they want to end up looks like it needs to look in the fucking Mirror themselves.
She stayed a virgin because she goes after guys that don’t want to fuck her. Teenage fan girl
by It’s true bitches October 24, 2018
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