tugging the bacon

A form of masturbation that causes the penis and/or foreskin to become irritated or extremely schafed therefore causing it to smell like bacon. (Common cure)--put powder on the dick because more than likely if ur reading this u have big fukkin nuts. (Wise words of pimp c) ""NO COPY RIGHT INTENDED""

Mom do not fukking bother me right now because i am tugging the bacon to national geographic african pepperoni titties!!!

by Fat Philosophical Veiny Koch March 13, 2011

meat tug

The act of vigorously and repeatedly pulling on a man's hang-down, usually, until he reaches a cheap climax.

Hot Chick: Hey, how's it goin' stud-muffin?
Shea: Oh, you noticed my abs... wanna go into the bathroom and tug on my meat?
Hot Chick: I'm always down for a good meat tug, let's go...

she then tugs his meat with a firm grip and confident stroke in the bathroom of the texaco gas station.

by John Koenig December 3, 2007

crusty tug

Having a wank when there is dried cum all over your cock.

'Going for a wank'

"Didn't you go for one earlier?"

'Yeah this ones a crusty tug'

by Peteyboixoxoxo March 3, 2014

tug burn

The effect of chronic and spirited masturbation.

Steve - Oh, man I got that new porn I ordered! I am soooo staying in tonight!

Dave - Dammit Steve, you have got to slow it down or you're going to give yourself tug burn!

Steve - I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!

by AnUncleverName July 27, 2008

Tennessee Tug

When a girl attempts to give a man a hand job, but just violently rubs the top side of the penis resulting in large amounts of pain.

Dude last night Kate gave me a Tennessee Tug! My wiener still hurts!

by Erik Sean May 14, 2011

turbo tug

when she jerks you off so hard you gain an australian accent

"hello my fellow american friend, *gets turbo tug* CRIKEY IVE JUST BEEN TURBO TUGGED MATE

by PAUIJAY August 21, 2016

Dump and Tug

When you are taking a dump, but your super horny and don't want to wait until you finish. So you spread your legs and start jacking off until you ejaculate right when your poop drops.

"Man I haven't seen my girl in 10 days. Might as well dump and tug since I'm in the bathroom already."

by EagleOneSolo January 14, 2020