A form of masturbation that causes the penis and/or foreskin to become irritated or extremely schafed therefore causing it to smell like bacon. (Common cure)--put powder on the dick because more than likely if ur reading this u have big fukkin nuts. (Wise words of pimp c) ""NO COPY RIGHT INTENDED""
Mom do not fukking bother me right now because i am tugging the bacon to national geographic african pepperoni titties!!!
by Fat Philosophical Veiny Koch March 13, 2011
Get the tugging the bacon mug.When a girl attempts to give a man a hand job, but just violently rubs the top side of the penis resulting in large amounts of pain.
by Erik Sean May 14, 2011
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Dave - Dammit Steve, you have got to slow it down or you're going to give yourself tug burn!
Steve - I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!
Dave - Dammit Steve, you have got to slow it down or you're going to give yourself tug burn!
Steve - I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!
by AnUncleverName July 27, 2008
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Get the crusty tug mug.The act of vigorously and repeatedly pulling on a man's hang-down, usually, until he reaches a cheap climax.
Hot Chick: Hey, how's it goin' stud-muffin?
Shea: Oh, you noticed my abs... wanna go into the bathroom and tug on my meat?
Hot Chick: I'm always down for a good meat tug, let's go...
she then tugs his meat with a firm grip and confident stroke in the bathroom of the texaco gas station.
Shea: Oh, you noticed my abs... wanna go into the bathroom and tug on my meat?
Hot Chick: I'm always down for a good meat tug, let's go...
she then tugs his meat with a firm grip and confident stroke in the bathroom of the texaco gas station.
by John Koenig December 3, 2007
Get the meat tug mug.A majestic term for those who can masturbate for long periods of time or who can masturbate often and not become fatigued or injured in the process. A person who can officially tug thump should be regarded as a god among both men and women.
Mike: Dude, your roommate has been in the bathroom for some time. Is he all right?
Jim:Yeah he's fine, he's just been Tug Thumping for the Sperm Bank. Guy needs weekend money.
Mike: Nice.
Jim:Yeah he's fine, he's just been Tug Thumping for the Sperm Bank. Guy needs weekend money.
Mike: Nice.
by Wanky Mc.Spanky February 23, 2011
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