Blind touching

when have sex or rape a blind person

blind touching is really hard they always miss

by eerybluegrasse December 3, 2019

crunching

to be a major tool, fag, queer

a cruncher is a person who wears hair gel cut off tshirts and flatbilled hats on backwords, and can always be found wearing oversized glasses.

brent, look at that cruncher, what a faggot. he thinks he's crunching but he's just gay.

by crunch hater 45 July 7, 2009

Trenching

To run your finger between pussy lips in an attempt to remove the cheese that resides there.

"Edward enjoys trenching a vagina every morning. He says the dollop of cheese he scoops out tastes wonderful mixed into his morning coffee."

by grape_catAg April 14, 2015

trunking

The act of fucking the trunk of a dead (or live) elephant.

This feat can only be done by a man. Strap-ons DO NOT COUNT ladies.

Ponsonby and the rest of the English aristocrats on African safari have just killed an old male elephant, and there is no doubt that the first thought in their minds was to trunk for the rest of the afternoon. This abomination included barons and earls of high society viciously blitzkrieging their dicks up the formidable nasal instrument of Earth's finest beast.

Trunking with a live elephant, while not totally out of the question, has never been done.

by Caligulananda August 25, 2010

monkey touching

(v.) For a third party to activate

Monkey touching in the barracks, outsiders have been shouting "fire at will"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

trunking

A dog fight held in a closed car trunk. The trunk is closed for 15 to 30 minutes before they open it. The dog left alive is the winner. This method is used because it is hard for police to detect and even more difficult to prosecute.

The neighbors were accused of trunking.

by harus October 16, 2008

touching someone's shoulder

getting laid, especially underage.

a girl was touching someone's shoulder. what does it mean?

she was having sex with him.

by NEDM the amazing October 5, 2007