The thickest man and the best soldier. He is the very definition of patriotic.....He will male your dick harder than a rock.....He will male you scream.
by Logan ccc February 26, 2019

Verb: Being like the bad white guy boyfriend in a B-rated movie that learns his lesson vis a vie "just desserts". Knows everything yet is totally wrong most of the time. Tells awful jokes that he only laughs at.
"Chill out weirdo, you're being a Trent."
"Yo, Jenny's boyfriend is a Trent. She's fair game and DTF"
John "That was the worst joke Trent"
Chris "My name's Chris"
John"No shit Trent."
"Yo, Jenny's boyfriend is a Trent. She's fair game and DTF"
John "That was the worst joke Trent"
Chris "My name's Chris"
John"No shit Trent."
by Coma Toast December 13, 2023

Trent is a very gorgeous human who will catch anyone's eye. A Trent can be either very emotionally complicated, cold and flaky, or both. They are very kind hearted people, who will protect the ones they love. They are hilarious, and will make a whole crowd laugh. He can get irritated pretty quick and can be a dick when you piss him off, but he calms down even quicker. He shit talks with his friends, and he can be very flirtatious. They are extremely stylish and has high standards, making sure they look overdressed for every occasion. They don't know how to express themselves very well, so they tend to hold lots of things in. He's very intense and mysterious, but he's a really good friend and will love the shit out of you. He's extremely freaky, which makes you love him way more. He'll make you rethink your whole life.
by anonymous August 3, 2022

A Trent is someone who doesn't mind inconveniencing other people, or getting them to do his work. He weasels out of manual labour, and always mysteriously has another appointment at the last minute. As an extra kick in the fanny, he doesn't mind volunteering other people to help out, without their permission.
by Soggy Bottoms June 4, 2019

A phrase used to describe someone who is a super-hot hunk of meat and has a giant penis.
The only thing is that they wear a suit of flesh armor that makes them look fat, as if they were ever to take it off, everyone would be blinded by their beauty.
The only thing is that they wear a suit of flesh armor that makes them look fat, as if they were ever to take it off, everyone would be blinded by their beauty.
by MaxAttack112 April 13, 2024

by Your friend 69 February 21, 2022
