Trailer Park Squirrel

She is the swamp donkey's sister. Nasty, ugly, smelly, and dirty. But unlike the swamp donkey, this rodent is usually drugged up out of her mind and 100 lbs soaking wet .Usually blonde, some kind of acne, or face scaring. There seems to be a higher I.Q. in the swamp donkey due to methamphetamines and freon usage among squirrels. But the breeding habitats are usually the same . Full on Rape that you really don't want but might just get anyway when you've been drinking.

#1 : Don't forget your lightning bolts tonight Zeus, them trailer park squirrels are out thicker than Hades.
#2 : skater A : It happened again bro.

skater B : You mean "IT"

skater A : Yup , had to go to the clinic when i woke up with a trailor park squirrel attached to my leg.

skater B: Don't know whats worse getting squirreled or the Clap

by Dangerous360 March 31, 2015

Trailer cheese

The type of cheese that comes individually wrapped by the slice in cellophane packages.

Do you want the sandwich with the cheddar or the trailer cheese?

by Commodore Mortimer January 11, 2016

Trailer donkey

Toothless male in your local Klamath falls trailer park

when you pick up your trailer donkey to spent Ebt at Walmart

by Ndough20 August 13, 2016

Trailer park rose

A beautiful woman that was blessed with beautiful looks by the good graces of God looking for a way out of the trailer park by a man with a little bit of money

I was sitting in the bar and in walked Daisy, the trailer park rose, wanting me to take her home.

by Ttttttttdogggggg June 25, 2016

trailer bunny

A really hot chick from the trailer park that is often more bleach and cosmetics than anything else.

Hey did you see that trailer bunny Mike was dating?

by Early Christmas February 19, 2017

trailer park conservative

A poor conservative. Often times someone with very little means who votes against their own interest. If they have government funded healthcare they often vote for the party that wants to get rid of it. They also are the ones who take government aid, but deny it in order to keep face among their conservative friends.

Hank is such a trailer park conservative, he got his welfare check the other day, but refuses to tell anyone about it.

by CadenceClearwater May 6, 2017

Trailer Park Lawyer

A person with no legal training or education who argues with authorities about their rights or laws using their opinions or incorrect information that has no legal legitimacy. They are often seen on reality shows like "COPS", or in viral videos ranting about "their rights" or how police can't search their car or that they have some legal right to go into their ex's house to retrieve property.

That lady was such a "Trailer Park Lawyer" when she said that she had the right to take the neighbor's moped because he took the pot plant out of her back yard!

by buzzojoe October 5, 2017