totes ma goates

The reply/come back to "Calm yo farm"

Ben: "Calm yo farm, dude!"
James: "Totes ma goates"

by Discomania June 18, 2011

Totes Def Obvi Sick Nasty Dlaxin Brah

Totally Definitely Obvious Sick Nasty Dinosaur Lacrosse Playing Bro. A term used for all those who play lacrosse. Commonly used to answer questions.

Bro 1: Did yous see the Duke lacrosse game yesterday?

Bro 2: Totes Def Obvi Sick Nasty Dlaxin Brah

by MacMacAttack November 10, 2010

Tote

To pass the basketball in a game.

Yo, tote the rock.

by rossmusick April 17, 2020

Douche Tote

A person who is a much bigger douche bag than the regular douche bag

Oh God. Derek is such a douche tote!

by VG131 September 13, 2022

Totes McFuckin Goats

An exclamation of agreement.

A proverbial nod in agreement.

Very similar to Totes McGoats, but said with more enthusiasm.

Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza after this?

“Totes McFuckin Goats, my guy.”

by DjWetNurse January 15, 2021

totes gressy

Over the top aggressive. 110p. So aggressive your are brutes.

Their ball coach was totes gressy when half the team forgot their extra ball jerseys.

by D100p July 5, 2017

Totes Flappy Bird

Just really really irritating & frustrating!

OMG, why do you always ruin everything? You're such a Flappy bird.
You are a totes Flappy Bird

by DrCamp22 February 11, 2014