totes ma goates

The reply/come back to "Calm yo farm"

Ben: "Calm yo farm, dude!"
James: "Totes ma goates"

by Discomania June 18, 2011

Totes Def Obvi Sick Nasty Dlaxin Brah

Totally Definitely Obvious Sick Nasty Dinosaur Lacrosse Playing Bro. A term used for all those who play lacrosse. Commonly used to answer questions.

Bro 1: Did yous see the Duke lacrosse game yesterday?

Bro 2: Totes Def Obvi Sick Nasty Dlaxin Brah

by MacMacAttack November 10, 2010

Tote

To pass the basketball in a game.

Yo, tote the rock.

by rossmusick April 17, 2020

TOTE COCK

It is bigger than a TERA COCK and it can only be acquired if you are in the TOTE family.

OMG that guy has a TOTE COCK it’s so big.

by LINE Z NOT X December 2, 2020

Tote wheat

A grandpa"s nickname to a child

Your my little tote wheat

by Tote wheat January 29, 2016

Totes Masc

Term used as propaganda for toxic masculinity.

I’m no homo. I’m totes masc

by Wynn July 5, 2018

Totes Def Awk

The abbreviation for Totally Definitely Awkward.

Bro 1: Do you see that girl over there?

Bro 2: Yeah, you can tell she's totes def awk.

by IAmBatmanYo June 17, 2012