tool 

A person who thinks they are really cool, when in reality the whole world thinks they are an idiot. This person is actually NOT cool, and potentially has spikey hair and/or wears timberlands with the pants tucked in. This person may think that they are ghetto when they are actually quite white, or they might know all the words to madonna songs.

Hey that kid Kyle is such a tool, he tucks his jeans into his timberlands.
Could you stop being such a tool? You're making me want to slap you.

tool by beast at life, and you know it July 21, 2008

Tool 

adj., use to describe a stupid person.

Dude Africa is not a continent. It's a country in South America.

Dog, you are a fucking tool.

Tool by Ben Ball October 29, 2007

tool 

Someone who says stupid things and comments all the time.

Jeremy is a tool

tool by mask123 March 17, 2009

tool 

tool is a very versatile, insulting name. synonymous with the word douche, a tool is a guy, or possibly a girl, who has an obvious negative character trait. this can be said about a known person, or about an unknown person, i.e. during peoplewatching.

the negative character trait can be anything from wearing something stupid, to being way overconfident, to being a jerk.

Variations include: toolbag, toolbox, toolbelt

(guy walks past with uggs on and a pink v-neck)
Me: That guy looks like a tool. Check out his douchebag-status uggs and pink v.

(speaking about a friend who ditched me for the 'popular gang')
Me: Wow, John is such a tool. He think he's so popular and badass.

(speaking about a fellow peer who hit his girlfriend during a fight)
Me: Wtf, Joe freakin' hit his girlfriend today! I hereby declare he is a huge tool.

tool by GROMkill July 26, 2009

Tool 

California beauty, smart, sexy ... Stunning female who is very easy to fall in love with. Whom uses slang words such as dude or girlll

"Damn she's a tool "aka sexy

Tool by Aygurl November 16, 2011

Tool 

Tool (adjective):Used to describe the noun Hamo. Derogative slang, indicates weakness and homosexual tendancies towards small infants. Tool, Toolhead, Tool Smoker.

Hamo, you are a tool.
My name is Hamo, I am a tool.

Tool by Stone69 September 8, 2008

tool 

Someone you think is a bitch or can't hold their own. Also for someone that is a poser and doesn't think for themselves.

Man that guy is a tool.

Look at that kid, what a tool.

tool by Namazi November 6, 2006