Chest pains

When you feel a sharp ass pain in your chest and you are sure you are going to die

Person 1: hey dude how’s it going

Person 2: dude I drank 16 energy drinks this morning

Person 1: bro wtf
Person 2: my chest hurts oh shit I’m gonna die oh shit

Person 1: ohhh you gettin Chest pains?
Person 2: bvtvfwbygwbgbqyqbgyqbqb

by Mondoowadaoooo January 24, 2022

Midnight pain

Prison term for having a sore asshole after being raped.

Dave was suffering from the midnight pain after dropping the soap in the showers.

by jayglaubach August 31, 2013

Path of pain

1. A truly horrifying maze of buzzsaws, thorns, and spears in the game hollow knight
2.A viable reason for therapy once completing it

One brave individual: *crying*
Therapist: it's okay the path of pain can't hurt you anymore.

by Buddyleaf1 June 25, 2021

T-Paining

Talking online through a headset when the connection is not stable. Results in a psudo-auto tuning voice effect.

Hey man, your connection sucks! You're T-Paining!

by xXRedxSlugXx August 26, 2017

radio pain

When it's difficult to turn the radio off or down because it's playing a good song, you have ''radio pain''.

''Turn that radio down!''
''I can't, I have radio pain''

by Tyto_alba December 19, 2014

piss pain

The horrible, nagging pain that you feel when you have an urgent need to take a leak!

Where is the toilet? I've got a terrible piss pain!

by Arbitrator June 18, 2017

Thinking Pain

When you think of something painful and feel phantom pains as if it happened to you

"I heard Jamie broke his foot really bad"
" Yeah I get Thinking pains, just imagining it"

by Sugar Mc Cutie March 30, 2015