Tick

A married man who is trolling the dating apps and dating women way out of his League, lying to them and pretending to want to build a long term relationship. He buries in deep and tries to elicit feels from the unknowing victim.

Jordan is such a Tick. He is married and sexted me.

by HIRH October 6, 2022

coffin tick or coffin split

Achieving an additional bird species to your Life List by the creation of a new species, by the splitting (upgrading a subspecies to a full species status); but after you die.
This assumes an individual maintains your Life List and monitors the creation of new species from Subspecies you have seen and identified in your Life List.

Derived from Armchair Tick or Armchair Split.

Though Tom died last year in Panama, seeking to increase his Life List of 7,994 bird species, his wife was able to increase his List to 8,002 species with 8 coffin tick or coffin split due to the IOC upgrading a dozen former subspecies to full species status.

by Professional Birder March 29, 2024

Cum-tick

Swallowing so much cum that a person bloats like a tick.

Look at the size of that cum-tick, he is a slut.

by TurtleD3 February 26, 2018

Click and tick tourist

The kind of tourist that walks around clicking a photo of landmarks on their phone and ticking it off the list before moving on to the next spot. Rinse and repeat.

Haha, check at out that click and tick tourist, just clicking and ticking...
Click
Tick
Move on
Rinse and repeat

by 2rubloo June 17, 2018

happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid

Happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid is an expression used to express how happy one is in an exaggerated way. The saying can be used after hearing of good news or of a good event.

“Well I’ll be happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid!”

by Cyndaquil_25 August 1, 2023

rickety tick

(RI-KET-II TIK)
Post colonial Australian slang.
Exclamation of an undesirable action or outcome.

“Sorry I don’t have any change for that; rickety tick!”
“I’m not going to rickety tick today!”
“I hope this doesn’t end up all rickety ticky!”

by SE Hobart language school September 13, 2023

Tick it off horn

When your mate is severely behind on work and needs a boost that their human centipede techno shit goblin pre workout couldn't quite give them.

Reece: Oh bro im gonna go out to the pokies now and try score meself a beezie.
Ben: Ah bro fuck. Bro I'd love to join ya but i'm leagues behind on me essay. This is a true pain in the bollocks
Reece: Tick it off horn
Ben: Oh fuck yeah bro

by Bribeguy June 8, 2022