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Teresa liga

Yes I am writing another one lol and and she will always be there for you .she is like a rose she is beautiful and amazing.
by Yolooooo December 28, 2020
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Therealchuu

Therealchuu is a fanpage of chuu from loona! She cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž i like her she often says stan loona
Orbit: did u see Therealchuus post i love her edit
Orbit 2 : yes i did i love it i love the chuu edit!!
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Aunt Teresa

Candace Owens says blacks don't go to college. What an Aunt Teresa!
by Big Daddy Pain July 21, 2021
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Teresa

A Hispanic woman, usually tall with black hair, dark eyes, and very ambitious. She will do anything to get what she wants

She will deny love and her poor origins to get what she wants. But at the end, things don't go her way and she ends up suffering from love

Never trust Teresa. You may think you love her, but once she takes it all, you will want nothing more, but to hate her...
Mariano: Will you marry me?
Teresa: Are you rich?
Mariano: No, but I have lots of love for you.
Teresa: Not enough

Arturo: Teresa,will you marry me?
Teresa: Are you a millionaire?
Arturo: No, a zillionaire
Teresa: I do
by personbehidscrren August 15, 2016
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Teresa

A girl who is not hot likes to play with my man nicks heart. He's Hayden's main chick and overall a holy girl.
Nick: ' I love you teresa"
Teresa: "Lmao get out outta here"
by Trees main chick February 24, 2019
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teresa

THUNDERCUNT that thinks smart good looking guys are fucktards
Teresa is such a thundercunt!
by FUCKTARTED October 1, 2017
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Teresa

Teresa is a form of the female human species (however she hast the biggest penis ever).Though he/she looks hella white, he/she is actually black. I'm not kidding. When encountering such a creature, you will discover he/she:
-wants to have babies with Joe Jonas.
-wants me to watch Sweeney Todd.
-uses the word "noob" when she is actually the noob.
-is a noob.
-is good at Guitar Hero but phails at things such as Super Smash Brother Brawl (which I pwn her with Pikachu).
-is TOO SLOWinsert Sonic lawl face here
-is meh sex buddy.
-is writing a definition on Urban Dictionary as we speak.
-Micheal Phelps is indeed a fish.
-lives with Jack in Halloween Town.
-uses the word babycakes too much.

This applies to ALL Teresa's,except the ones that live outside of a box.
Joe-Hey Teresa, wanna have buttsecks?
Teresa-Hell yeah!opens pants
Joe-Dear LAWD.

have babies in Mexico
by Tati fucking rocks your face. October 18, 2008
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