sponge toffee

hard as a rock, sweet as hell

That guy is sponge toffee

by vietqueen January 19, 2018

sponge finger

The act of trying to penetrate when flacid due to being absolutely wasted

"Ryan was trying to smash this bird after the pub but it didnt go well as his old boy was as much use as a sponge finger"

by Avix85 June 29, 2017

coochie-sponge

An absolute faggot ass nigga. They suck mad dick for a living and can't make good jokes. This punk nigga is also obsessed with Among Us....

coochie-sponge: yo look at this picture
A normal person: what's special about a red trash can?
coochie-spone: GET IT CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE RED CREWMATE FROM AMONG US!!!! HAHAHA AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOUGS!!!!!! HAHAHA AMONG US IS THE BEST GAME LOLOLOL!!!! RED IS SUS RED IS SUS!!!!
A normal person: what the actual fuck is wrong with you????

by RealNigga8005882300 April 13, 2021

Need a sponge?

What to say to someone if they let rip a massive wet fart, the bubbly kind that feels like warm gravy running down the leg

Guy A ; *PPPRRRRRRPPPPPPppp*
Guy B '...jesus christ mate, need a sponge?'

by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019

Neil Spong

The highest levelled player of the game "Mafia Wars". Is very generous in his distribution of energy packs BUT BE WARNED: He is a highly skilled, cold blooded player and will kill you given the chance.

Neil Spong gave me an energy pack but then killed me.

by SideAirBag May 17, 2011

Beer Sponge

One who volunteers to drink fallen soldiers

Look at the Beer Sponge, he just chugged 10 leftover beers.
What a champion.

by Ebon 101 July 16, 2014

Dome sponge

Another name for your brain

I'm taking these hits straights to the dome sponge

by Taco.Freak July 8, 2023