A methed out subway worker with no teeth who puts nasty shit on your sub and doesn’t take it off then toasts it
That methed out dirty fucker with no teeth and pointy front gums that fucked up my sandwich. Nasty ass red snapper
by Clapped out jeep shiesty May 30, 2022
Get the Red snappermug. by Coop Sm1th February 24, 2017
Get the blanket snappermug. by xXMysticMacXx November 26, 2021
Get the Cracker snappermug. When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.
Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024
Get the The Denise Snappermug. A drink of liquor. While the term 'sip' is used within the word, generally a sipper-snapper can be a drink as large as a 711 Big Gulp cup.
Jesus: Yo whats good with those bitches?
Dennis: They wanna chill around 11 tonight at some ritzy ass club, we should go grab some cheap sipper-snappers before we go to save some money.
Dennis: They wanna chill around 11 tonight at some ritzy ass club, we should go grab some cheap sipper-snappers before we go to save some money.
by dmo86 April 20, 2011
Get the sipper-snappermug. by anonymous June 5, 2023
Get the Snapper Flappermug. A salt water fish baked with a seafood stuffing.
Or
A women's vagina with a penis or sex instrument inserted inside.
Or
A women's vagina with a penis or sex instrument inserted inside.
We love eating stuffed snapper for lunch or dinner.
Or
Her stuffed snapper made her scream until she orgasmned.
Or
Her stuffed snapper made her scream until she orgasmned.
by Sunshine State of Mind February 13, 2022
Get the Stuffed snappermug.