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Morgan's Run

An incredible card game in which the objective is to complete the longest "run" of cards as possible by predicting if the next card in the deck is higher or lower than the last one. The game is started by asking the player who's turn it is the question, "Red or black?". If they guess correctly, the first card remains on the table and they begin their run.

Players are not forced to name only higher or lower, they may also opt to go with "same". If "same" is called, and the card next in the deck is the same as the current showing card, they are inducted into the prestigious "same hall of fame" due to the extremely low odds that a player has of making a "same" call and succeeding.

If the same card comes up and the player named higher or lower, everyone points at the card and yells "SAME!". This process is executed three times. If a player loses on any of the following cards, special phrases are yelled.
Queen - THAT BITCH!
Jack - SON OF A BITCH!
Two - DUECED UPON!
If any of these conditions are met, and the card happens to be the same card that was just shown, any combination of "SAME!" and the appropriate phrase above may be used in the yell, not to exceed four yells.

The game never ends.
"Hey, want to play Morgan's Run?"
"Hell yeah. That game is awesome."

30 Minutes Later:

SAME!
THAT BITCH!
SAME!
THAT BITCH!
by Mister Anonymous Guy September 8, 2006
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Ashy Run

When you have to leave to go somewhere quickly and you're not ready ( Like the grocery store or the hospital. ) You just go, usually wearing pajamas with no bra or panties/boxers...and most of the time looking ashier than Flavor Flave.
"Honey, we're out of Pampers..."

"WHAT!!!? Alright I'll just throw my hoodie on!"

"But you've got slippers on!!!"

"I know, it'll just have to be an Ashy Run!"
by Dani3ll3Ny November 10, 2012
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run on sentence

My girl scared me last month with her run on sentence, but thankfully she punctuated
by guis June 20, 2011
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dep run

In Quebec and parts of Eastern Ontario (Canada), a "dep run" means you're headed to the local convenience/corner store, or "depanneur" in French Quebecois
Phone call: - Hey, are you home now?
- I'm out for a dep run, we got no milk. Shouldn't be long.
by humblepiece July 26, 2017
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Cab Run

Simple running from a cab at a certain location when having to pay.
"Hey can you drop us off here by this road?"
"ok"
"Thats £12.00"
"Ok one second"

Run away. Basically Cab Running.
by MarcusTreski October 9, 2008
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Doughnut Run

When a male places a large round doughnut around his penis and proceeds to then have anal intercourse with a woman. When about to ejaculate, the male will pull out and "glaze" the donut with his semen. Finally, the female will eat the glazed donut.
Guy 1: "My girl was hungry last night"
Guy 2: "you didn't...."
Guy 1: "you're damn straight I took her for a doughnut run"
by HughHefner69 November 14, 2013
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running gecko

When making love to your women against a wall, you pull out and stick it up her ass causing her to run up the wall
I gave her a running gecko last night, I swear she climbed half the wall
by da\/id February 11, 2014
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