Animals that have escaped from, "The ministry of Strange, Unusual and Impossible things." Have you ever wondered why Kangaroos stand out from all other animals so much? I mean, They are huge, they look like a mix of a human and a giant rabbit, but with weird holes instead of bellybuttons? But being the smartest in the Ministry Containment Of Odd Animals, they somehow escaped their cage and are out and about, causing havoc and chaos. Global Warming? More like nauseous gas that kangaroos have farted out. Water contamination isn't because of harmful chemicals and un- sanitized water. It's because kangaroos are infecting it. Kangaroos want to see the world crumble. If you ever see a kangaroo, run as fast as you can. They can kick you 100 metres in the air.
National Geographic guy: "And here, we have a kangaroo in its natural habitat..."
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner January 22, 2023
Get the Kangaroomug. Lets Kill a Flying Kangaroo
Those kids at Guildford Grammar School seem to wanna kill a flying kangaroo
Those kids at Guildford Grammar School seem to wanna kill a flying kangaroo
by tktktktktktktktktk June 26, 2023
Get the Kill a Flying Kangaroomug. This is when you spin her on your dick like a Beyblade and then stand up while she is still spinning. You then pick her up and start jumping and when she's about to puke you throw her onto the bed and jump on top of her. You then proceed to ejaculate onto her breasts while she pukes onto your dick.
by BDB420 June 7, 2021
Get the Dizzy Kangaroomug. Sean- "hey matt did you fuck that fat chick last night?"
Matt- "no i just gave her a rotten kangaroo"
Sean-"awesome"
Matt- "no i just gave her a rotten kangaroo"
Sean-"awesome"
by 69420yolo May 23, 2014
Get the rotten kangaroomug. Lesbian oral sex (ideally while standing, one partner holding the other up) that involves an Australian girl
"So, I hear Sheila and Barbie went home together last night, what do you think they did?"
"Judging from the fumbling I heard going on upstairs, I think it is safe to say Sheila eats kangaroo."
"Judging from the fumbling I heard going on upstairs, I think it is safe to say Sheila eats kangaroo."
by T to the Homm October 18, 2009
Get the Eats kangaroomug. Informal; Northern Territory
Relationship that operates as it if legally or blood bound without actually being bound in either way.
eg. chosen family, marriage without paperwork
Relationship that operates as it if legally or blood bound without actually being bound in either way.
eg. chosen family, marriage without paperwork
“yeah they’re married” “like legally?” “nah that’s his kangaroo wife”
“that’s my kangaroo cousin, so we’re not related by blood”
“that’s my kangaroo cousin, so we’re not related by blood”
by mungaboy December 15, 2022
Get the Kangaroomug. by PurebloodSlytherinQueen February 9, 2023
Get the Kangaroo Telescopemug.