pussy jockey

One who rides a pussy.

Can be used as compliment, insult, or any other thing your sick mind can come up with.

Versatile.

Boy is he a pussy jockey.

GIRL! That pussy jockey rode me all night loooong. And it hurt bad. I am sooo tight.

That pussy jockey called me Seabiscuit as he rode my swelled cooch.

by T-Queefer October 24, 2006

chrome jockey

One who lifts a 4-wheel-drive vehicle, accenting it with every imaginable bolt-on accessory possible; light package, chrome wheels, bumpers and occasionally even an upgraded engine. But the "Chrome Jockey" differs from the off-road-enthusiast by never allowing his vehicle to get dirty, or go off-road in any way whatsoever. Choosing instead to spend his/her free time cleaning and polishing their rig. This activity has also been known to greatly increase the douschebag factor by an exponential margin, and can rarely be recovered from.

"Hey, look at that clean shiny Jeep Brian", "Yup, he's a chrome jockey for sure!!"

by BlackPearlSailing January 4, 2013

twat jockey

1. an insult used to describe a male who attracts a lot of female attention. ie: man whore.

1. female a: "That boy over there is exceptionally attractive."

female b: "Yes, you're right. But I heard from Female C that he is a major twat jockey. You better stear clear of him."

by woahbaby!!! January 14, 2010

Jira jockey

A corporate drone whose dominant form of output is creating, moving, and updating Jira issues.

We have too many Jira jockeys and not enough people doing the actual work.

by billbrown September 1, 2022

Pollen jockey

What you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. Like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. Annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys.

Waiter: What would you like to order?

Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...

Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.

Waiter: Should be out in 5.

Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!

Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)

by Your real name 2 July 26, 2016

Dong jockey

Likes to ride dicks

Dj is a real dong jockey. He loves the cock

by 216 wp May 17, 2017

dolphin jockey

A name islanders use to refer to those who are not from the island.

Oh you don't put the beef on the pineapple, you dolphin jockey! Go back to the mainland!

by Ambirory June 4, 2019