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Floor Gnome

One who does all to most activities on the floor; including but not limited to: Sleeping, computer, eating, tv, laughing, being tickled, MMORPGS, getting hammered, being tricky, telling stories, getting tooth aches, heavy breathing, not breathing, joking, Call of Duty, masturbating, and of course, living.
Dave: Pete, let's go get a job.
Pete: No.
Dave: All you do is lay in the floor.
Pete: I'd rather play Call of Duty.
Dave: You're being a total Floor Gnome.
Pete: Fuck you.
by Colton Hayworth December 9, 2011
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Gnome Hunting

The hunting of gnomes after a lobotomy (i’m going insane)
Person 1: Let’s go gnome hunting

Person 2: Gnomes aren’t real dude

Person 1: Wdym I saw one this morning in the forest
(Person 1 is turning insane)
by eimzzzz August 17, 2023
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Gravy Gnome

A moniker for Justin.tv streamer Steven "Destiny" Bonnell Jr the 2nd. In February of 2014 while livestreaming Bonnell accidentally spilt a jar of gravy all over his blue trenchcoat, eventually leading chat to refer to him as the "Gravy Gnome" with the name sticking ever since.
After rescuing the swedish princess from the evil warlord known as Max, the Gravy Gnome and his beloved set off into the sunset...
by Cottonpapero July 29, 2022
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Gnome Ride

When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over to make contact with there downstairs.
Dude, Helga is so tall! I want her to Gnome Ride me for sure Bud.
by MsStoleYourWife January 24, 2022
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Evan's Gnome

Similar to the laws of thermodynamics, Evans Gnome is an immutable truth of the knowable universe:

"Nothing that only men like is cool."
Jim: "Joe Rogan and Elon Musk are playing Call of Duty."

Chad: "So?"

Steve: "Wow, that demonstration of Evan's Gnome was very astute."
by hasbinbad October 18, 2021
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Gnome Gnomerson

A short stupid unfunny man whos name is actualy tiger. also created battle 4 le funny and microsecondly object show.
wow your as unfunny as Gnome Gnomerson.
by Urhooked2 September 27, 2021
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lawn gnome

When you pass out in someone's lawn, you magically transform into one of these majestic mythical creatures.
Old lady Cooper found a lawn gnome in her yard this morning after the wedding reception.
by Donny Mac July 19, 2011
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