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curved up

To apply copious amounts of Curve cologne to one’s self and to one’s bros with or without their consent. Especially when occupying the firehouse and you need to catch some good work.
Man, we haven’t had a fire in awhile, we need to get curved up!

We didnt go to any fires this shift, Rock forgot to curve up.

We got curved up and made 2 jobs this shift!
by Wild Bill Hargrave May 4, 2024
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To 'curve' someone is used in a situation where an individual is offer a form of cheese, but rejects it instead reaching for a more expensive/elegant piece of cheese. (Often done as a mating ritual)
Hey Derreck, you want some chedder? Nah fam I'm all about that camembert ya get me . (Derreck has begun to curve Simon)
by Roketleeggamer May 23, 2018
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beizer curve

the beizer curve
by co5oo November 9, 2019
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Curve-Baller

Someone who can be perceived obviously as straight who turns out to be queer
Someone who's absolutely jacked that turns out to be queer is a curve-baller
by Little UnderLord December 31, 2022
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Curving

Curving | verb | ker-vįng |: the opposite of edging, curving means to bust instantly instead of holding out like edging
“I was curving to your mom last night
by anonymous geese April 24, 2025
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dissolution curve

1. a dependance of concentration of a given substance on time
2. a translatory device between UCT and Zentiva researchers
There are three eternal topics of debate on Chobotix meetings: formatting of size distribution graphs, zeta potential, and formatting of dissolution curves...
by crabter January 30, 2024
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Bell Curve

Singaporean Academic + Anatomical Disorder Slang

Definition:
A term that originally described the normal distribution of exam scores, now used to describe anything that’s painfully curved—especially in ways that ruin your self-esteem.

In elite Singaporean educational trauma circles, “the bell curve” is both an academic execution method and a subtle nod to Peyronie’s Disease, a condition where your lanjiao literally curves due to fibrous plaque buildup. Just like how your A1 dreams get bent after seeing the class average hit 89%.

The more educated you are, the more curved your future becomes. Coincidence? No.
Billy: bro i studied until my foreskin peeled
Abang: still got C+ sia, bell curve f**ked me like peyronie’s
Billy: curve so bad even MRI cannot fix sia
by anonymous May 5, 2025
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