Shart-corking

Inserting a rectal barrier to prevent farts from containing brown surprises.

Me missus thinks I'm into butt stuff cos she caught me shart-corking. Now she wants to peg me hole!

by Kiwikelpie June 05, 2020

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Corked It

Ryon: Where were you last night?
Dylan: I corked it

by 30YearOldSeaHorse January 26, 2020

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The process of sticking one's own penis into their own ass, therefore "corking" themselves

Dude, Jerry might be gay, I saw him self-corking in the locker room yesterday, what a schlong!!

by Fleshbridge January 10, 2021

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When a woman forgets to pull out a tampon and you stick it in.

I was so horny last night I went to put it in her and all of a sudden I felt something and oh my God I just did a cork punch.

by Pony tank 69 August 11, 2019

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I can't wait until the end of this week when I can stop wearing a lady cork and stop wearing panties

by blondie9867 March 30, 2016

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When your girl challenges you to keep your dick in her while she blows a queef. You know, stop her up like a champagne cork.

My girl had to queef so I stuck my dick in her like a champagne cork to calm her guts.

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Honey, I had a poo cork so big last night, that the water could hardly move when I flushed.

by smbs82 July 07, 2010

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