by Mr. Makuniru January 28, 2016

A communist baptism is the act of taking viagra and repeatedly dunking your balls in a warm glass of goat milk. As your Nana takes a sip of her morning tea, you run over and stretch your milk soaked sack over the bridge of her nose so each testicle covers one eye. You then take her tea, chug it, and run for the hills. Hence leaving her thirsty and alone with a forehead dripping of disappointment so heinous only a communist penal colony could understand.
“Hey brother have you seen Nana lately?!”
“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”
“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”
by Belk Merelk December 27, 2023

1. A political movement that distributed wealth amongst all citizens, preventing social hierarchy.
Most famously seen in the USSR, and modern China. The concept was invented by Karl Marx, and was described in his book "The Communist Manifesto".
2. A buzzword used in the 1960s by Americans, used to describe something you didn't like. Due to a collision of freedom of thought, and the tensions with the USSR in the east
Most famously seen in the USSR, and modern China. The concept was invented by Karl Marx, and was described in his book "The Communist Manifesto".
2. A buzzword used in the 1960s by Americans, used to describe something you didn't like. Due to a collision of freedom of thought, and the tensions with the USSR in the east
1. "The communist Chinese movement, the People's Republic of China, lead by Mao Zedong defeated the Republic of China, who fled to Taiwan"
2. "That new neighbor, Susie, is so communist"
"All this fake news is communist."
2. "That new neighbor, Susie, is so communist"
"All this fake news is communist."
by CashMoneyY'all January 4, 2021

My grandfather was a anarcho-communist
by GasparThalasso June 6, 2025

a sexual experience between three consenting adults (threesome) in which any sexual act is allowed as long as two of them agree to the act; a “true democracy” threesome in which a third adult must comply with any sexual act that the other two agree on.
My bro and I had an American Communist threesome with a woman last Saturday night and it was insane!
by Joe Regularly December 23, 2023

The redness of the face that occurs when those of communist ancestry(Russian, Chinese, etc.) drink alcohol.
Dana and Stephanie’s parents are from Russia and China so they get the communist glow when they drink a lot of alcohol.
by Dddddddddddpppppppp December 9, 2023

by spotlight ah moonlight ah July 1, 2023
