"A play on words made in reference to March Madness. March Madness is the annual college basket ball tournament held every year in March to crown the college basket ball champion. I know you don't watch sports so you can't relate BUT real men know exactly what I'm talking about." ~Kyle (pronounced K-aisle!)
Guy 1: Let's grow mustaches for Mustache March.
Guy 2: It's now March Stacheness, because I made it up.
Guy 2: It's now March Stacheness, because I made it up.
by StrongManHaze February 22, 2019
Get the March Stachenessmug. "Rate the Stache 1-10"- A phrase said by a gay man to a straight man to inform them they'd like a facial, or multiple.
by Jrflash2005 January 5, 2025
Get the Rate the Stache 1-10mug. When you ejaculate on someones mustache who has passed out during or after a party involving alcohol.
by Carter Hamilton July 23, 2012
Get the Stache Taggingmug. An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.
Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."
Friend 2: "Finally!"
Friend 2: "Finally!"
by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012
Get the Stache Patrolmug. When your face gets dirty and there's a shadow of dirt on your upper lip giving the appearance of a mustache made of dirt:
by RedBombshell February 24, 2015
Get the dirt-stachmug. When someone has a sweaty upper lip and rudely drink from an apparatus that is intended for consumption by multiple people.
“Why couldn’t you waterfall the Arizona? You straight Sweat-Stached my drink…I don’t want it anymore. Keep it!”
He says he through with her but he’s probably at her house right now sweat-stach’n her snatch😂
He says he through with her but he’s probably at her house right now sweat-stach’n her snatch😂
by Brittany Krystine August 16, 2022
Get the Sweat-Stachemug. A mustache you gain from the foamy goodness of a guinness beer, or Something a guinea pig might have
Look at that guys guine stache, he must love that beer!
Look at that cute guinea pig his stache makes him look so much cooler!
Look at that cute guinea pig his stache makes him look so much cooler!
by Zombie25 June 26, 2010
Get the Guine Stachemug.