grease sponge

Self explanatory nickname for McDonald's rectangular breakfast hashbrown-like substance.

Synthetic egg, pseudo-cheese and Canadian Bacan't on almost bread isn't quite the same without a side of grease sponge.

by Fred Sampson February 17, 2022

Sponge and Gunge

The process of jacking off while showering

Dude 1: why did you take ages in the shower bro?
Dude: I was having a phatt sponge and gunge

by Lil Nish June 26, 2018

Sponge Knee

When one of the knees gives way temporarily whilst walking causing a person to dip halfway to the ground before re-gaining control - therefore looking like a complete tit to any onlookers.

Ha Ha Ha, John just got sponge knee, Ha Ha Ha.

by Wood Knee January 13, 2008

Beer Sponge

One who volunteers to drink fallen soldiers

Look at the Beer Sponge, he just chugged 10 leftover beers.
What a champion.

by Ebon 101 July 16, 2014

sponge finger

The act of trying to penetrate when flacid due to being absolutely wasted

"Ryan was trying to smash this bird after the pub but it didnt go well as his old boy was as much use as a sponge finger"

by Avix85 June 29, 2017

Neil Spong

The highest levelled player of the game "Mafia Wars". Is very generous in his distribution of energy packs BUT BE WARNED: He is a highly skilled, cold blooded player and will kill you given the chance.

Neil Spong gave me an energy pack but then killed me.

by SideAirBag May 17, 2011

Need a sponge?

What to say to someone if they let rip a massive wet fart, the bubbly kind that feels like warm gravy running down the leg

Guy A ; *PPPRRRRRRPPPPPPppp*
Guy B '...jesus christ mate, need a sponge?'

by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019