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Sam

A very annoying smart ass of a person. Literally everybody thinks they are an asshole. Sams also tend to have strange tendencies such as slumping way down in their seat. Sams also tend to be very dirty minded, and rather judgemental. Overall, Sams are decent.
Guy: wow that guy is awful, he must be a Sam
by UmYeahItsJustAHippoThing January 13, 2020
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Sam

Sam is a JERK and will ruin your life, he will try to make you do every thing for him, and he complains 24/7. He can go and suck a sewage drain.
Person 1- Sam can you pick up my pencil?
Sam- No go pick it up yourself.
Person 1- *Cry because Sam is mean*
by CountJingleKitty December 28, 2018
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Sam

A Sam (male) is someone kind, sweet, sensitive, and caring. Sams are great loyal friends that you just can't get enough of- you would follow them anywhere. A Sam has incredibly soft hair (for some reason) good looks, and a Sam will always make you laugh even at your lows. Sams are very smart but they often are very modest and don't give themselves enough credit for how great they really are.
Look at him. He must definitely be a Sam.

You're right, he is so incredibly nice and funny
by dcnert June 17, 2016
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Sam

Sam is a gay male. He touches my titties and gets to high. I love Sam because he is the sweetest and plays Minecraft with me. He bullies 8 year olds and is cute. No one could not love Sam! Especially When drunk 🥰
Quinn: look it’s sam!
Matt: I’m gay for Sam
Quinn: who isn’t uwu
by PuggyGal April 23, 2019
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Sam

despite many aggravating instances usually a good friend to have but also a asshole. sometimes.
Hey have you seen sam?" " No but i can see his ginger hair from over here.
by Funny as hell7 December 8, 2010
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sam

Cat #1 Whos working today?
Cat #2 Bill.
Cat #1 Yeah, he's a SAM.
Cat #2 True dat!
by Hommie G December 30, 2007
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Sam

a tall thin guy has muscles and love pussy he has a huge uncut dick and love the ladies
hey Sam
hey

can u take me home

sure

then can we...
yes then we can fuck
by pseudonym poop March 26, 2013
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