She got mittenized last night
by mittens17 December 3, 2014
by xanadude313 August 21, 2019
John: I had gay sex last night and walked out w a red mitten.
Jordan: ik, I was there.
ORRRR
Jessica: she said she was on her period and I said “I don’t mind a little red mitten”
brooke: WE ARE IN SCHOOL. A PUBLIC SETTING. YOU NEED TO STOP.
Jordan: ik, I was there.
ORRRR
Jessica: she said she was on her period and I said “I don’t mind a little red mitten”
brooke: WE ARE IN SCHOOL. A PUBLIC SETTING. YOU NEED TO STOP.
by GAYYYYYY69 April 20, 2022
A silly little skrunkly we love mittens here
he is the kindest human man will meet
i wouks give mitzi a hug rn!!
he is the kindest human man will meet
i wouks give mitzi a hug rn!!
by Scootziescoots November 21, 2021
by DreamIsALesbian January 23, 2021
A cute little kitten who is a Chess Bot on Chess.com. Pretends to have an ELO (Chess rating) of 1.
However, due to it outplaying even the strongest Grandmasters, and due to its outright EVIL remarks while playing a game against it, many players have decided its really a demonic entity existing solely to crush the souls of a Chess players.
However, due to it outplaying even the strongest Grandmasters, and due to its outright EVIL remarks while playing a game against it, many players have decided its really a demonic entity existing solely to crush the souls of a Chess players.
Master Chess player: Have you played Mittens yet?
Club-level friend of Master player: Yes. That thing is scary, isn't it?
Master player: I swear that kitten is straight from Hell.
Club-level friend of Master player: Yes. That thing is scary, isn't it?
Master player: I swear that kitten is straight from Hell.
by jadis666 March 12, 2023
by -Average George fan November 4, 2021