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Microwave

Term used to describe the radiation from 5g Towers.
They built a new 5g tower in my neighborhood, it's a microwave.
by Z0dia December 4, 2022
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Unplug the microwave

Sometimes I wanna unplug the microwave, but I don’t have the balls to.
by Thedillionaireman June 30, 2022
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microwaved cucumber

If a boy means nothing to you, but he's warmer than a dildo
Do you I actually like my fuckbuddy or is he just a microwaved cucumber?
by AriAndJoe June 25, 2022
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Microwave

Out of space life form with a small one eyed willy
That Microwave is a hoe
by Microhello guy November 12, 2021
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Microwave

A tiny version of an oven but better
Person: Frozen pizza yum.

Microwave: beep beep beep beeeep
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
BEEP BEEP BEEP

Person: Ah yes it is finished. Time for vibe.
by MinniPandaa March 1, 2020
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microwave your toe

“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”
by soggy sinners January 14, 2025
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Microwave Kick

When you fit a microwave in your ass and someone it ir to help you get it further in
Holy shit owen just microwave kicked dane and its like all the way in!!
by danesafucknigga June 17, 2025
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