Mario Madness

The frustration and/or anger exhibited by players of Mario who find themselves momentarily incapable of denying the futility of going against the relentless process that IS Mario.

Incoherent screaming from basement:--BROCCOLI &$^#*$&# MOTHER &%$#@&$ $%^$ IN MY %##%&%$ I &$^#^&$ HATE THIS PIECE OF &*&^*^--
Todd: Did you see the Wii remote in the tv?
Kelly: ^&+$ing Mario Madness, dude.

by Kpatch January 2, 2012

Super Mario

The Fat guy that nintendo made on the nes

CHAMBODONGUSMCGEE THE SECOND: BRO DID YOU SEE THE NEW SUPER MARIO GAME IT WAS RADICAL
JAMBINGTON HANGLEDORF THE THIRD: YEAH I THINK IT WAS GNARLY

by Thelastbanana May 9, 2021

mini mario

Mini mario is the henchest, most incredible mario to exist. Forget golden racoon mario, mini mario is tiny and has a massive nose and runs faster than sawnic and will smack your bum, whenever mario turns into mini mario, the boys must say “Mini Mario” in a deep voice and look cool and gangster.

Bowser: Mario just lost health he cant beat me!
Mario: (changes into Mini Mario) Mini Mario activated!
Bowser: what the fooook! He is running like sawnic and smacking my bum and has a massive nose!
Mini Mario: Mini Mario (bangs bowser, bowser is now dead)
Mini Mario: Mini Mario mission complete

by WestYorkCharvas101 June 3, 2021

Mario and Luigi

The best RPG series ever invented.

"Dude what's your favorite RPG?"
"Mario and Luigi FOR SURE"

by Ham4life December 2, 2020

Builder Mario

The best smash alt Mario has, don't @ me.

"Which Mario alt do you use?"

"Oh? I use Builder Mario of course! The best alt Mario has!"

by lilbrightie January 19, 2021

Mario Duplantier

Insane drummer from the French progressive/death metal band Gojira. Known as one of the best metal drummers out there today. Basically a human machine. If you haven't checked out Gojira yet, get on it dude.

Wow, Mario Duplantier's a beast.

by vibing parrot November 15, 2020

Mario lopez’d

The act of using the Mario Lopez back massager as a way to pleasure you partner 💦

Dude I Mario Lopez’d my wife last night. I’ve never heard that sound before.

by Mario lopez’d February 19, 2022