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Kirk

Someone who wears Jordan’s and is quiet at school. He has some cool friends that live in his neighborhood and he talks to them. Kirk is quiet but once you start talking to him he will talk to you. He is chill and neutral. He is a relaxed easygoing person so he is a great friend. He is likely to go ballin at the old basketball court or is a wide receiver for his Junior or high school football team. He loves his family. Kirk has worked hard for a good life.
Kirk! What’s up bro! “ A yo, I’m fine and relaxed” .
by Neutral guy 120 December 13, 2021
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Kinky Kirk

A 7 foot giant that adores a bit of catheter play.

Loves a iced coffee, but only if its a FUIC or international blend.
by JustOneOfTheBoyz June 12, 2023
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Got Kirked

When someone publicly declares X isn’t an issue, and X is the cause of their death. See Irony.
Got Kirked: someone downplays or dismisses the threat of gun violence, but then becomes a victim of it.

Charlie Kirk being shot at a political rally after publicly saying gun violence isn’t an issue in America, 2025.
by ButImNotWrong080706 September 11, 2025
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Kirke Svigter

Lukas04power
Tror du Lukas kommer? Nej, han er en fucking kirke svigter.
by Hoeghz October 16, 2017
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Kirked

A bloke who says “yeah I’ll sort it mate”
Has that been done Kirk? “Yeah mate

You’ve been kirked have you?
by Youknowitmakesense November 8, 2022
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The Kirk Lean

The Kirk Lean is when a person gets hit in the neck and leans left for the first time in their life. The Kirk Lean is a once in a lifetime experience for right-siders, but it may be fatal.
"Did you see Charlie Kirk get shot? That was the first time I've seen him lean left. I think I'll call it The Kirk Lean."
by Kaizu4D September 22, 2025
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Kirk Copain

A shot used for punishment, made of a shot of baileys, Pernod, lime cordial and some Tabasco sauce... The punishee must pay for the shot effectively loading the gun and shooting themselves. It tastes of curdled Pernod and Tabasco.
Oh shit, Curtis broke the rules again, that'll be another Kirk Copain
by The executor January 7, 2014
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