Jews

An ethnicity that is notable for the Israel-Palestine and 6 day Wars including it's diaspora mainly in America and other places. They have a long history and live in a specials province in Russia.

Arabs hate jews.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 15, 2021

Jew Crew

A group of actors who work with producer Judd Apatow to make raunchy comedies such as Superbad, Knocked Up, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Consists of Seth Rogen, Jason Segel, Paul Rudd, James Franco and Jonah Hill.

Have you seen that new Jew Crew comedy, Get Him to the Greek?

No. It sounds funny, though.

by schme747 June 19, 2010

greedy jew

When she rubs your dick like ebeneezer when he thinks about his gold coins.

She used both hands last night and gave me the best greedy Jew I've ever had.

by Pancake Hater November 23, 2015

Jew claw

A word used to describe the claw (maybe for money) that jews have.
used on the ali g show.

Borat: What would be the best way to defend yourself from the jew claw?
Martial art guy: Just knock it away

by Ishmail May 17, 2006

jew bounce

In beer pong when you make the middle cup and your partner or you in another turn hit that empty cup spot and it bounces into another cup.

Are you kidding me dude you totally just jew bounced me that entire game.

by k33r33b March 3, 2009

Booty Jew

When a female is real stingy with the booty like a Jew is with money. Also know as a prude.

Man, Meghan is being a real booty jew these days. She hasn't let go of that booty for weeks.

by ThatGuy TP July 1, 2012

Kung-Jew

Kung-Jew is the ancient Hebrew art of negotiation, thrift and litigation. Since the recession, the art of Kung-Jew has enjoyed a resurgence of popularity even outside the Jewish community.

Con Edison tried to over bill us outrageously for utilities last month, but my roommate Herschel busted out his Kung-Jew skills and quickly had them send us an amended bill which reflected the correct meter reading. One day he has to teach me how he does that!

My landlord tried to hold onto my deposit unfairly, though I vacated the apartmentl on time and left it in good condition, but he backed down when I told him that I had studied Kung-Jew.

by barry b November 13, 2012