standard issue belt

A term used to refer to a studded black belt (leather or vinyl), typically found in the wardrobes of anybody who identifies with any alternative lifestyle, good and bad (rockers, punks, metalheads, goths, ravers, emos, etc). This term is used by any of the above mentioned people due to their abundance and ready availability and to indicate their necessity in an alternative wardrobe.

hmm, looking for some new clothes, know where to start?
start with a standard issue belt, then let's get some better pants and some good shirts. also you'll need a good jacket!

by UM North Quad December 16, 2011

That's your issue bitch.

The go-to response when an insecure woman is offloading her personal hang-ups on to you under the guise of advice.

"It is so lovely that you are so trusting letting your boyfriend go away for the week end given how you two met. " "That's your issue bitch."

by Snakes and ladders October 22, 2016

pre-commitment issues

when you don't have any issues with actually committing to a person once you've done it, but issues prior to that commitment on whether or not you should actually do that with said person, regardless of how good they seem.

see i don’t have commitment issues, i have PRE-commitment issues.

by City Boy Up! December 20, 2022

Daddy Issues

Sex with older men

Kate! You have daddy Issues?? Eww!

by vEthelindBanana June 8, 2018

bushy beth issues

to have an unruly amount of pubic hair, or to be insulted based upon the unruly amount of pubic hair you possess. usually people realize they have bushy beth issues immediately before seeking a trim or shave.

where's my clippers at bro? i got some real bushy beth issues going done.

by cheybailey October 5, 2010

catch ya issue

when some one talks shit and you whoop their ass
When some one needs their ass kicked,and you give it to them!

Yeah I had to give him his issue
You bout to Catch Ya Issue Bruh!

by WeemsGirl February 27, 2011

Daddy Issue Fynn

A Fynn with an addiction to takeaway curry which almost never agrees with their insides, usually accompanied by a Siam which the Fynn referrers to as his pet.
Cannot locate their real father, yet pussy farts at the nickname "Daddy" or "Daddy's big brave soldier"

WILL: I've just caught a wild "Daddy Issue Fynn" I found him in a dark damp room, he's a little chunky...
Nathan: Damn look at that big chungus sheeshhhhh, look at my "Femboy Fynn" doesn't he havethe cutest little maid dress and fluffy tail.

by pussy possum May 21, 2021