Llama Hair

A process that smoothly or fabulous just like a Llama's hair.

That move was llama hair, nothing went wrong.

by llamalicious99 November 17, 2020

Hair Tumor

A bubble in one's hair, caused from inconsistencies in hair styling.

Woah, Rachael, don't let Addison braid your hair again - you have a hella hair tumor.

by OliveSoupp October 18, 2010

Hair Dick

When a woman has her hair in a high, tall bun which resembles a dick

Wow that chick has a hair dick

by Gladdymum September 27, 2018

ken hair

hair with so much hairspray or gel that it looks like it is molded plastic (like Ken, as in Barbie and Ken). Usually refers to a man.

I used too much hairspray, now I have ken hair.

Man, hurricane Katrina couldn't mess up your Ken hair.

by Robert Pagnani December 18, 2007

drunk hair

When the persons hair even looks drunk ie. frizz, messy, all over the place doing its own thing

You have drunk hair. Your hair even looks drunk

by 11snehring September 26, 2010

Booger Hair

The green, slimy growth of what seems to resemble hair. Only found on what one can at best assume is the head of a hideous Schmig. The Schmig will always deny any claims of having such ‘hair’ and will get the ‘poos’ if the accuser is insistent.

Eww! Look at that kid’s booger hair!

by TheSpeakerOfTruth. March 23, 2020

Cuttin' hair

A phrase used to replace an unthought-of witty action variable.

1. Most people say this term and hope that it baffles the person to the extent that they are too embarrassed to ask what it means which results in your excuse.

2. A vague answer that virtually means nothing.

3. People say it when they don't want to think of an excuse to say when someone asks what they are doing. It is a gentle and subtler way of saying "I don't know, you shouldn't care."

4. It can also be the act of, literally, CUTTING hair.

Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?

Jason: Cuttin' hair.

Esther: What...? Never mind.


Applies to 4th definition only:

Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?

Jason: Cuttin' hair.

Esther: Whose?

Jason: Brian.

by the haircuttee December 20, 2008