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Guido

A type of guy you would never think you would be fortunate enough to meet in your lifetime, and when you do, it feels like everything that was once confusing and scary is now known and comforting. He will always make you feel so special, like you are a one of a kind. He will mean the world to you and you will always find a new way to truly adore him and appreciate his presence in this world.
Everything seemed so confusing, until I met Guido. Then it all made sense.
by Phospin July 12, 2023
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Guido Fister

A racial slur for a homosexual male, usually of Southern European descent. Derived from the action of fisting and the common Italian name of Guido.
by Guido_the_Fister July 10, 2019
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Guido

an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs"
by godknows342 March 30, 2023
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Guido

The replacement of the word “good” and “God”. May only be used in a good context. Cannot be used in negative context since Guido only wants positivity around!

Example:
Nash: I’m going to sleep now.

Ezra: I wish you a guido night.
Sylvio: May Guido bless you.
by JeongukAnti October 11, 2020
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guido snow

a slang phrase for the delicious frozen snack known as Italian ice.
"Hey man it's hot as balls outside wanna go grab some guido snow"
by nutfreely June 5, 2018
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Guido

Any South Philly kid named Santino. AKA Sanguido.
Dude, your such a guido. I bet you like Clvscw's.

Hey look it's Sanguido.
by Clvscw March 7, 2009
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Guido

Leader of a epic pride of lions. Better known as Bartysquad. Always eager to help. But whilst being smashed he rather stands in the way while you do important clean business. Either way, always worth a toast.
I think we are lost. We could really use a Guido right now!
by SergeantScotch January 14, 2018
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