the wrinkly worthless skin between the ass and the ball sack that when a man does not take proper care of his manly hygene gets gooch cheese. When the man has sexual relations with a woman that also does not take proper care of her feminine hygene and her pubic hairs get rubbed off during sex. The hairs then get stuck in the mans gooch cheese and he now has a harry gooch.
by Jenjenk84 June 12, 2008
Get the harry goochmug. The affliction whereby you have no hair on any part of your body, save of course, your gooch. It thereby forms a long, wispy, dry, itchy, gandalfian beard between your genitalia and cinnamon ring.
Adam: I bet Holly gets cold, she has no hair anywhere on her body
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong
by Raptorcocksucker July 21, 2013
Get the Wizard Goochmug. Just like it sounds, a noogie on your gooch. Usually performed during sexual intercourse to heighten sensation of the male orgasm.
“Bro, last night my girlfriend ran her nuckles across my gooch like an olde tyme washboard! It was the best gooch noogie I’ve ever had!”
by KyTrCh January 12, 2021
Get the Gooch noogiemug. Basically, athlete’s foot running from your sphincter to your grundle. Usually has snake-like texture and the odor of a decomposing body.
Bro, did you hear Garrrry has a sever case of Athlete’s Gooch? It smells like he has the crypt keeper in a triangle hold.
by Gary Van Goochenstein June 13, 2018
Get the Athlete’s Goochmug. An obsessive stalker with exactly all the opposite of what a person they are stalking would consider someone worth hanging out with by choice.however they do this on purpose cause they are seriously super geniuses acting those ridiculously undesirable ways that they created for one individual personally different for everyone.worst part is,you won't know what you did you can't see them and cannot shake them off any time with anything can't hurt their feelings unless they pretend you did but with something that you say that the fake emotional reaction reacted on and you can't find them to poke out an eye and they won't hesitate to remind you that you missed a spot shaving your ass crack last night..in other words the new age best friend you learn to jerk off too that's all you can do....
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO THAT SKEETER GOOCH!!!I SWEAR MAN!!!why do I have to deal with stage 10 clincher!!!
by NACuvSRO November 30, 2020
Get the skeeter goochmug. Last night my girl was tossing my salad and started biting my taint like a wild fucking Gooch Piranha
by Carltrain July 13, 2018
Get the Gooch piranhamug. when a girl or gay guy licks from the tip of your dick all the way to your asshole. thus going through the gooch
by heavymann112233 August 19, 2009
Get the gooch runmug.