tard burglar

One who who steals the mentally disabled kidnapping them for personal and recreational use

Damn it the tard burglar struck again.

by BurglarMan February 8, 2023

Turd Burglar

This type of turd burglar is the type that happends in nursing homes. When a resident lets everything come out right in the eating area, in front of everyone and not caring about other people eating or Anything and after they finish thier business they just walk away.....

Turd Burglar: oops I have to use the bathroom...
Nurse: No wait ill take you to the bathroom
Turd Burglar: no im going right here right now

by FUNTIME! October 23, 2019

Turd burglar

When my dog sniffs the yard for rabbit poops...and eats them.

"Baxter!...quit being a turd burglar and leave them rabbit turds alone. You better give mama kisses first with that breath!" 🤭

by YOU DONT SAY June 27, 2025

Toy Burglar

A toy burglar is someone who steals their parents sex toys for their own use.

Guy: Have you ever stole anything?
Girl: I mean I’m a toy burglar.

Guy:*confused*
Girl:Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by That One Annoying Booger August 8, 2019

Word Burglar

Noun;

¹One who falsely claims to be the first person to make a funny comment, sick burn, or a catchy nickname without proper credit to the actual person.
² people that are unoriginal and need to feel they can come up with a fresh saying, only to regurgitate a clever quip, or joke and claim it as their own.

It has been a long time since the WORD BURGLAR Reggie Regg has burgald my ip. I don't blame him, it's a cultural thing.

by Johnny4zero January 7, 2025

Rat Burglar

A female who is morally bankrupt

Shelly is a total rat burglar

by Ermenegildo May 12, 2021

Turd Burglar

A person who anally fists another, grabbing the feces inside the anal cavity. The fister then removes the contents of the anus and proceeds to Waluigi-run away from the crime scene (usually while also maniacally laughing). This is a very real and lucrative crime. On average a turd burglary occurs at least once every hour.

911 Operator: “911, what’s your emergency?”
Victim: “I need to report a burglary.”
911 Operator: “what was stolen.”
Victim: “I’d prefer not to say. Please send an officer quick! The turd burglar is getting away!”

by Definitely *NOT a Turd Burglar May 30, 2022