singular tastes

When someone’s interests/tastes are considered unorthodox or unconventional. Normally used to describe sexual preferences and it is not limited to no strings attached. Such examples may include rape, raping certain groups of people, primal play, knife play, BDSM and etc.

Christian Grey has very singular tastes. He only wants sex without the strings, he doesn’t do romance.
There’s no kissing, no touching, no talking, no feelings and definitely no love making. Only fucking.

by Sister trowel February 20, 2023

Besties before testies

Another way of saying, bro’s before hoes or sisters before misters.

Bestie 1: I saw him kick a poodle. He’s horrible
Bestie 2: What? No you didn’t. You’re lying.
Bestie 1: no I’m serious, remember, besties before testies. Trust me.

by Bananastation August 26, 2021

Professional Bed Tester

An individual who hooks up with random strangers frequently and stays the night in their bed.

I didn't realize Jessica was a professional bed tester till she told me her body count.

by Cpt. Chlamydia March 28, 2023

My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola

Lana Del Rey’s pussy tastes like Pepsi cola…

Lana: “My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”
Everyone: She was high writing this..

by LilliannaVinyl July 21, 2023

S.A.T. Tests

The highest form of corruption in modern society. Spearheaded by College Board directors, the S.A.T. fails to stand by its pursuit of equality and excellence. Frequently, S.A.T. tests involve scandalous incidents such as the August 25 incident, where many international students flew to America to take the test. Whether by coincidence or not, those students already took those tests; as a result, they knew the answers. The S.A.T. is the Mona Lisa or a modern hydrogen bomb in education-- not just in America, but abroad too. The S.A.T. tests are often unfair, and test scores are curved based on demographics. This action, although not perceived initially, is ultimately racial profiling. The S.A.T. curves tests based off of demographics after the get the average curve. S.A.T. tests and the college board are a true testament to corruption by a monopolistic, liberal, scandalous, lucrative, untrustworthy American corporation that only seeks financial gain at the hands of true students who dream to pursue education and elevate their rigorous academic curriculum to a collegiate level.

S.A.T. Tests are not only unfair, but just straight up wrong.

by NemoMeImpuneLacessit September 15, 2018

Zesty Testies

A man who has 'Zesty Testies' is abnormaly horny and constantly thinks about getting laid. He will screw a pile of rocks if he thought there was a snake in it.

"That dude humped the shit out of my cat yesterday"
"Man he must have a set of zesty testies"

by play pen is fun June 28, 2005

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by Nab December 15, 2008