Meat n’ Taters

The male cock and balls. Particularly the fat and girthy variety.

He’s got some hearty meat n’ taters. They fill me up every time.

by Eaton Holgoode February 05, 2018

Them's good taters

My brother-in-law's favorite expression. He is from Pennsyltucky so it's understandable.

*Through a mouthful of home fries at the diner* "Them's good taters!" Eyes roll.

by Bigfatpoopyhead September 18, 2016

Cunt taters

1. (ADJ.) When someone is especially angry or upset.
2. (N.) Is the tampon at the end of a period that isnt drenched in blood.

This party is so cunt taters that we should split.

My cunt taters tell me that I can have more sex.

by Potaterz October 29, 2011

tossed tater salad

When your dog sneaks up behind you after you're out of the shower and sticks his cold nose in your crotch.

My dog gave me the old tossed tater salad this morning, don't let him lick your face!

by Dirty Nick January 13, 2006

burnt tater tot

a very attractive guy that is tan & spends most of his time at the beach

"did you see that burnt tater tot yesterday?"

by berch101 July 11, 2015

redneck tater chips

When a country boy with a big messy beard does oral on his favorite gal and the juices get all over his beard, then dries out. Once dried out, said country boy can peel off the "chips" and eat as a nice salty snack. Mm mm good!
So good, makes you want to slap your momma!

Me and my girl had fun last night and I even got to eat some redneck tater chips too!

by Jimmyjamjamjon March 10, 2016

Holy Tater Salad

Something so legit, and awesome, that if you say it three times fast in front of Justin Beiber, he will finally admit he is gay.

Holy Tater Salad I just 360 windmill dunked.

by Legitasaurus Rex September 23, 2011