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Get the Tanner White mug.The affliction, most commonly manifest in drunken English people, that has the effect of making its sufferers speak in a scottish accent/dialect. After one too many pints of guest ale (usually titled Highland Fling or Glasgow Kiss etc) the Scottish turner starts by addressing everyone as Jimmy before sliding headlong into indecipherable (even to real Scots) gorbals. Will often end up staggering round the bar with a broken pint glass whilst attempting to headbutt sundry drinkers who've done nothing wrong. Is often ejected without difficulty and told to fuck off back to the Scotland from whence he never came.
English drinker: I say, did you see the Chelsea game last Tuesday?
Scottish Turner : See you, Jemmy...Yis're gunni git this up yis...yis fuckin bassad...Mon then, ya fuckin cunt yis...I wis born i'fuckin Glasgi.
Scottish Turner : See you, Jemmy...Yis're gunni git this up yis...yis fuckin bassad...Mon then, ya fuckin cunt yis...I wis born i'fuckin Glasgi.
by Lord Foreskin December 29, 2008
Get the Scottish Turner mug.A u-turner is a person who at first is nice, sweet, and shows some love interest, but then is turning around and seems like they do not like you anymore.
Now there is only a confused and sad person with leftover feelings trying to understand what they did wrong.
Like there is a term for being a fuckboy, then u-turners should have one too.
In plural it is u-turners.
Now there is only a confused and sad person with leftover feelings trying to understand what they did wrong.
Like there is a term for being a fuckboy, then u-turners should have one too.
In plural it is u-turners.
He is such a u-turner, at first I thought he liked me and we had fun, but as I fell more and more in love with him. His feelings just kinda turned around and was hurrying away from me.
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Barry is such a Paige Turner, said he was fucking Pamela but is was really Randi, just like last year. Cuz that's the only puss he can get
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