Taint Poke

When you rub the sweat off your taint, then sneek up behind someone, poke em in the eyes then rub your fingers all around their face.

Zagote: Ew man Bobakanush, just taint poked that chick right there.

Bobakanush: Hail To Taint Fingers

by Steve "Funky Dizzle" Shnooba March 2, 2009

Taintier taint

When a pussy gets railed out and makes her taint stretched and wrinkly.

"I think he gave me a taintier taint when he railed me out for hours."

by Destroyer D January 12, 2022

Keg taint

The part of the keg that doesn't do the beer justice and gives a funky after taste.

I hate the taste of keg taint.

by Conjoband November 9, 2012

taint slurry

1: The resultant mixture of nutsack sweat and anal leakage
2: Senator Josh Hawley

Despite the boiling temperatures, new age detergents, and concentrated bleach, we were unable to remove the taint slurry from your underwear, Mr Hawley.

by Mr. Dumpy from West Virginia January 22, 2021

taint sniffer

One who does the 2 finger rub on down there and sniff checks to see they are clean.

Man, you see that taint sniffer elbow deep in is drawers, turn and sniff his fingers.... dude needs to shower.

by pcboro January 3, 2016

taint toaster

A car seat with a warming feature.

It was cold outside but after a few minutes in my car and the taint toaster set to high she was definitely warmed up in all the important places and ready to go!

by Voxpopeye February 26, 2018

Taint Year

When your birthday age falls in the middle of milestone decades for the duration of 365 days

I turn 45 today. I’m at the beginning of a taint year.

by GetReality January 5, 2022