Taint Poke

When you rub the sweat off your taint, then sneek up behind someone, poke em in the eyes then rub your fingers all around their face.
Zagote: Ew man Bobakanush, just taint poked that chick right there.

Bobakanush: Hail To Taint Fingers
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Taint Tanning

Taint Tanning - the act of going full ass up, crotch open during a tanning session in order to get color/tan on that elusive 1" patch of real estate, and eliminate "butt smile lines". The exact opposite of anal bleaching. Butthole shade matching the surrounding skin tone.

Taint - The perineum is the space between the anus and scrotum in the male and between the anus and the vulva in the female. The perineum is the region of the body between the pubic symphysis (pubic arch) and the coccyx (tail bone), including the perineal body and surrounding structures.

Tanning - is the process whereby skin color is darkened or tanned. It is most often a result of exposure to ultraviolet (UV) radiation from sunlight or from artificial sources, such as a tanning lamp found in indoor tanning beds. People who deliberately tan their skin by exposure to the sun engage in a passive recreational activity of sun bathing. Some people use chemical products which can produce a tanning effect without exposure to ultraviolet radiation, known as sunless tanning.

Post THAT shit !!!!
Great day in the day in the back yard, even got some taint tanning in.

huh, WTF?
Dude got rays on the button knot. It's healthy n shit.

God damn dude, make sure you got Aloe suppositories, ..lol
by Mixsey December 06, 2019
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Taint Gravy

The sweat that is produced in the taint on REALLY hot days.
Dude! It's so hot, I'm makin' taint gravy here!
by SexyGorilla July 18, 2013
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Taint Year

When your birthday age falls in the middle of milestone decades for the duration of 365 days
I turn 45 today. I’m at the beginning of a taint year.
by GetReality January 05, 2022
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Skanky Taint

When a person usually a woman doesn't quite wipe all of the shit from her ass crack so that it builds up juices through out the day
Brandon: Man you sure had fun at the club last night how was that fat chick you brought home?

Dustin: Dude I got her back to my place and once I Got them drawers off I realized she had the worst case of SKANKY TAINT I have ever seen.

Brandon: You still hit it didnt you?

Dustin: YEP...
by Burnt Pudding April 07, 2009
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Taint Smasher

Where someone gets down on one knee quickly and gives a quick uppercut straight to one's taint, but missing the ballsack.
John was pissing me off, so I gave him a taint smasher.
by CRASH-SS June 01, 2011
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taint hammer

The opposite of the shocker, in which an extended ring finger is used to pummel the taint.
The shocker? Don't be a fool. Deploy the taint hammer!
by Boba Twat January 22, 2010
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