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meat tug

The act of vigorously and repeatedly pulling on a man's hang-down, usually, until he reaches a cheap climax.
Hot Chick: Hey, how's it goin' stud-muffin?
Shea: Oh, you noticed my abs... wanna go into the bathroom and tug on my meat?
Hot Chick: I'm always down for a good meat tug, let's go...

she then tugs his meat with a firm grip and confident stroke in the bathroom of the texaco gas station.
by John Koenig December 3, 2007
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tugging the bacon

A form of masturbation that causes the penis and/or foreskin to become irritated or extremely schafed therefore causing it to smell like bacon. (Common cure)--put powder on the dick because more than likely if ur reading this u have big fukkin nuts. (Wise words of pimp c) ""NO COPY RIGHT INTENDED""
Mom do not fukking bother me right now because i am tugging the bacon to national geographic african pepperoni titties!!!
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tug burn

Steve - Oh, man I got that new porn I ordered! I am soooo staying in tonight!

Dave - Dammit Steve, you have got to slow it down or you're going to give yourself tug burn!

Steve - I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!
by AnUncleverName July 27, 2008
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Tennessee Tug

When a girl attempts to give a man a hand job, but just violently rubs the top side of the penis resulting in large amounts of pain.
Dude last night Kate gave me a Tennessee Tug! My wiener still hurts!
by Erik Sean May 14, 2011
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crusty tug

Having a wank when there is dried cum all over your cock.
'Going for a wank'

"Didn't you go for one earlier?"

'Yeah this ones a crusty tug'
by Peteyboixoxoxo March 3, 2014
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Tug Thumping

A majestic term for those who can masturbate for long periods of time or who can masturbate often and not become fatigued or injured in the process. A person who can officially tug thump should be regarded as a god among both men and women.
Mike: Dude, your roommate has been in the bathroom for some time. Is he all right?

Jim:Yeah he's fine, he's just been Tug Thumping for the Sperm Bank. Guy needs weekend money.

Mike: Nice.
by Wanky Mc.Spanky February 23, 2011
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Tug of War

"The tug of war" is a phenomen that takes place after wipping with excessive toilet paper. Said paper gets stuck in ones ass while also finding water. Upon flushing the "Tug of War" commences.
"what took so long In there? Is everything okay?"

"Sorry, I lost a tug of war battle."
by Bionicbrady November 6, 2017
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