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Tokyo Sandblaster

When having sex with a female from behind, as the male is about to ejaculate, he has the female turn around and then yells "GODZIRRAAA!!!" and throws sand in the female's face.
Bryan: "Did you hear that?"

Rusty: "No."

Bryan: "It sounded like Tom totally just gave Jess the Tokyo Sandblaster!"
by Martin Landau November 12, 2010
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An act of sex in which the two people have sex while watching Conan on TBS until orgasm. This is repeated every night that Conan is on.
Dude 1: Man, I Tokyo Sandblasted my girlfriend last night. It was awesome!
Dude 2:Awwwww Yeeeeeah!
Dude 1: Yeah, Conan made the most hilarious joke! Can't wait til' tonight.
Dude 2: The Tokyo Sandblaster is the best!
by Swimdan November 27, 2010
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During intercourse when one partner farts on the other. Especially when performing oral on someone in the doggy position, placing the givers nose near the anus.
While i was going down on jane, she gave me a tokyo sandblaster. Now my chin stinks.
by superbrent November 12, 2010
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The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.
by MissConduct<3 November 12, 2010
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When a girl is eating sushi and you come up and slap her with your dirt covered penis.
When we were eating at the Japan Garden I gave my girl friend the Tokyo sand blaster.
by Red haired white freak November 11, 2010
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Tokyo Drift

Similar to skidmarks. The outcome of not wiping your ass properly or sharting and not being able to wipe or shower for an extended period of time; this results in very long and wide shit marks in undergarments.
1st
A: Hey bro, can you drive fast?! I'm sharting my pants.

B: Sorry man, can't go any faster. You just gonna have to deal with your Tokyo Drift.

2nd
Hey babe, I bleached the hell outta your underwear but I couldn't get that Tokyo Drift out.

3rd
The stall was out of toilet paper; so I guess I'm gonna be stuck Tokyo Drifting today.
by BuzzKillingfield February 28, 2011
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Tokyo Sandblaster

When you go down on a girl while having a beard that rubs her inner thighs and vagina raw.
Conan O'brien gave his wife the ole tokyo sandblaster last night.
by Oski2005 November 11, 2010
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