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Thomás

A French-derived word meaning, "Individual who eats feces." Formally used to represent kings throughout the ages. Speculated to be brought to common use in 1330-1350 A.D.
Mom: When would you like to complete your work honey?
Son: I would not like to do my schoolwork because I am playing "fortnite"
Mom: Son! You are being a real Thomás! Go do your work before I make that true.
by Indubidus March 10, 2019
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Thomas is a person who will act sweet at first instinct but once you get to know him he will turn on you and stab you in the back. Thomas is a person that is two faced and will act one way but turkey is the other
Thomas is a two faced person who shouldn’t be trusted
by Dj_jenni January 22, 2019
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A Thomas is an interesting creature. If you find one, it is highly advisable that you stay away because he is going through a worse identity crisis than anyone you have ever met. He is going through the dilemma of choosing between "Thomas," "Tommy," or "Tom" because he is too uncreative to come up with a name that deviates further than "Tim." He is forced in to the dilemma of choosing whether he wants the be a train, a kid, or a german porn star and he would be better off if someone just told him to use his online username. All in all, a Thomas is someone who can't make up their identity and should not be asked for advice on any major dilemma.
Guy1: "You see that Thomas over there?"
Guy2: "Yeah? He seems pretty deep in thought."
Guy1: "He's just in one hell of an identity crisis. I hope he decides on the name 'Tom;' I can see him making it big in the german porn market."
by Emma the Eurobeat Enthusiast January 27, 2019
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A "Fingers in the Booty" as Bitch. Not to be confused with Kanye West.
Dude, you're being a real Thomas right now.
by ProfessorThiccccc April 2, 2019
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remy wants to devour thomas
by Dongle McIrish April 29, 2019
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Thomas is a mysterious person. You can find him doing anything. Thomas is very hard in bed and can enchant any girl with his looks. Thomas is a great boyfriend. Thomas is also a very funny person and makes memes that make so many people laugh. Thomas can also be smart at some points. But there is one thing about Thomas, he has so weird friends.
Thomas is very hot!
by Dr. Slime June 2, 2019
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The biggest dick ever. The most amazing person on the world and the sexiest.
Thomas has an amazing cock
by Nimabima June 3, 2019
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