And then the fart thief said to me: "Your flatulence or your life!". It was the most frightening moments of my life! But certainly not the most smelly. I find that ironic.
by SMODNUK September 30, 2007
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I got mine and this mother fucker slapped my ass too hard so I gave him the bike thief and broke his boner in half.
by Pedrocity May 24, 2011
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by swagdads July 3, 2016
Get the thienan mug.A measurement of Cannibis, an 8th (of an ounce). The eighth refers to Henry the VIII (former king of England) and transpires to Thierry Henry, France international and Arsenal Footballer. It's long way round, Granted but will seriously screw-up any rozzers listening!!
by M Dolph May 26, 2006
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Stolen getaway car,plane,boat,ect..Word implies both thief & theft along with disposable , discard .The virginity was a thieft . ( virgin with swinging singles )
by Michael Eugene Branum February 9, 2009
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He is currently in a gay relationship with the tangle wizard.
He is currently in a gay relationship with the tangle wizard.
GOD DAMMIT THE SOCK THIEF STOLE ANOTHER ONE OF MY SOCKS!!! NOW THERE'S NO MATCH FOR THIS ONE!!! FUCK!!!!!
by angry white kid July 24, 2010
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An Only Fools And Horses episode was also filmed in Margate, and featured in the film Last Orders.
The area now suffers from low income families and lack of funding, meaning that many of its great buildings have fallen into disrepair, and has been surpassed by other seaside towns.
An Only Fools And Horses episode was also filmed in Margate, and featured in the film Last Orders.
The area now suffers from low income families and lack of funding, meaning that many of its great buildings have fallen into disrepair, and has been surpassed by other seaside towns.
Thanet used to be a great place to live full of culture and intelligent people, now it has become a collection of run-down seaside towns and low-brow people.
by imperial May 14, 2005
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