drop the kids off at the pool 

when going to the toilet to take a dump

where's your bathroom, i need to drop the kids off at the pool

drop the kids off at the pool by stan t man October 8, 2009

sex do it for the kids

It's a t-shirt for sale at the side of urban dictionary definitions by a lovely smiling blond girl. Awwww.

Look to your right, they'll be a lady hawkin those "sex do it for the kids" t-shirts ---->

sex do it for the kids by Kevsedg August 22, 2006

Stay together for the kids 

Stay together for the kids is the best blink 182 song ever

Rap fuckin sucks emu balls

Stay together for the kids by 7835gfgo23o April 22, 2005

drop the kids off at the mosque 

drop the kids off at the mosque....

To take a dump.
To have a shit.
To have a Thora.
To go for an Ertha.

Wife..."Are you ready to go shopping yet love?"

Hubby..."Give us five minutes will you, i`d better drop the kids off at the mosque first"

drop the kids off at the mosque by Dr Fox May 24, 2007

see the kids 

When you skeet in your bitches eye

dude:You wanna see the kids?

Chick: sure big daddy!

see the kids by honkey484 June 11, 2006

Beat the kids

The act of going home to masturbate because you can't find any pussy.

So, you going home to beat the kids?

Beat the kids by DrJester August 21, 2007

drop the kids off to go swimming 

code term for "to go take a shit"

"i have to go drop the kids off to go swimming"

drop the kids off to go swimming by your psychotic mother March 2, 2009