Whale Porker

The art of fucking Extremely Overweight women.

You my good sir are in fact a Whale Porker.

by music93man September 26, 2011

whale jumping

A sport commonly enjoyed at raves in which participants take turns vaulting over the body of a prone, unconcious larger female raver.

-The dirty warehouse floor is way too slippery for whale jumping.
-How did you break your ankle Bill? Whale jumping...

by dj espu November 14, 2007

Pack of whales

A group of sexually generous females with whom one is likely to be able to enjoy sexy times.

"Oi oi, look sharp lads."
"Who even says that?"
"Never mind about that, Jeremy, we appear to have stumbled across a pack of whales!"
"Oh good! No doubt they'll have sex with us."

by Turtlefeatures May 14, 2013

disgruntled whale

Leaving a fat bird naked on her back on the floor after refusing to fuck her due to her disgruntled blubber.

Good shout- you just left her there like a disgruntled whale

by tedwheatus March 20, 2010

Resident Whale

Extremely obese person that happens to be in a position of slight authority and is generally irritating as shit because they feel the need to constantly remind you of their miniscule amount of power. The Resident Whale usually wears loose, unflattering clothing paired with black Velcro sneakers and has made zero attempt to be stylish in any way. May smell. Always has snacks on hand. Derives pleasure from wasting other people's time.

Bert: Hey what took you so long to get groceries?

Earl: The Resident Whale at the store stopped me as I was leaving. Told me she was "loss prevention". She went down my entire receipt taking out every item I had in my cart to make sure I wasn't stealing anything. That was an hour of my life I'll never get back from that whale.

Bert: What about my oreos?

Earl: She needed a snack while she was fucking me over.

Bert: I'll get the harpoons.

by Tyeet Mcskeet November 27, 2016

Land Whale

A term used to describe a person beyond obeicity.

Rosy O'Donnel is a Land Whale

by R E A IP 3 R April 2, 2009

whale fail

Getting pinned down while swimming alongside a killer whale in open waters; I fail of immense proportions; Free Willy 3: The Rescue.

"Oh man, did you see that killer whale fall on top of that diver!?"

"Yeah! That was a whale fail!!"

"Almost as whale fail as Keiko in Norway!"

"THEY ATE KEIKO!?"

by Epic Marine Biologist January 21, 2009