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the us government

A large reptilian force that spices on it's people, and other countries.
Guy- have you seen the US government?
Hitler- nah fam they aided me lol
Guy- *Gets shot*
Secret service- no one shall know.

Birthing the Unicorn 

To have an experience so fantastical that the world seems an utterly cold and charmless place in comparison. As it would after waking from a dream where you witness the live birth of a unicorn.
Barnabus fell into a state of catatonic depression after Birthing the Unicorn at the Taylor Swift concert.

brutus the uterus

big hairy guy who is a cunt
whoa, your mums new pimp looks like brutus the uterus

Swag Master of the Universe 

Someone who's outrageous swagger is so unreal and mind-blowingly amazing that he/she is named a Swag Master. However, since only one Swag Master of the Universe can exist, one's swag must be so intense and epic that people physically pass out from prolonged exposure to it. That is what constitutes a Swag Master of the Universe.
Some examples of past winners of the honorous title "Swag Master of the Universe" include interenet meme star Kamina with the epic cape and shades, and more recently Justin Bieber... LOL jk.

Hair of the Unicorn 

The drug equivalent of "hair of the dog" I.e when one wakes in such a state that only taking more drugs can alleviate your symptoms ...
Last night was amazing .. I was off my trolley .. Im
Gonna need a hair of the unicorn !!

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page 

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.
Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.