Brittney :*on the phone* hey girl I got some tea to sip with
kim:ok
Brittney: *sips tea* *whispers* linda is pregnant !
kim:ok
Brittney: *sips tea* *whispers* linda is pregnant !
by jjmasterswag March 20, 2017
Get the sips teamug. by E March 16, 2003
Get the tea baggingmug. by Brxhhhhh September 11, 2018
Get the Spill the teamug. Tea (gossip, news, etc.) that is good, nice, endearing, or pleasant! Not necessarily secretive, it can even just be a compliment!
“hey you look really good in green! and that’s the tea sis!”
“wow that was so nice! i think you mean SWEET tea!”
“wow that was so nice! i think you mean SWEET tea!”
by macafeepeterson January 29, 2019
Get the sweet teamug. When you decide that you need to get back at some asshole of a friend, here's what you do.
First go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.
Then you make a tall glass of iced tea.
You add extra flavor by dipping your ballsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.
Note: You can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.
First go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.
Then you make a tall glass of iced tea.
You add extra flavor by dipping your ballsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.
Note: You can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.
Guy1: Hey dude you got Finals today?
Guy2: Yeah man and I'm thirsty.
Guy1: Here have some of this ice tea I just made.
.
Guy2: Oh thanks man! *sip*
Guy1: Hahaha!
Guy2 *barf* Fuck man u gave me ball tea again!
Guy2: Yeah man and I'm thirsty.
Guy1: Here have some of this ice tea I just made.
.
Guy2: Oh thanks man! *sip*
Guy1: Hahaha!
Guy2 *barf* Fuck man u gave me ball tea again!
by FunnyGuy1492 September 15, 2010
Get the Ball Teamug. Tea slut (tē slət)
A form of slut who always wants tea, rather than always wanting to initiate in sex.
A tea slut is a person who when presented with a cup of tea, would love said cup of tea. And they will always want tea.
If a tea slut is asked if they would like a cup of tea, they would naturally agree to said cup of tea because a tea slut would always want a cup of tea.
Are you offering tea to somebody else and they refuse the cup of tea, then a tea slut would want that cup of tea. They always want a cup of tea. You shouldn't force a person who doesn't like tea, to drink tea. A tea slut would drink that tea. They would always want their cup of tea. Don't make anybody drink tea. Tea sluts would drink it for them.
If a person did want tea, but then didn't. Dont force tea into them or get mad because they didn't drink your tea. Just give a tea slut said tea.
And if you offer tea and a tea slut is unconscious then wake them up. They will want that tea. And if a tea slut said yes to a cup of tea, but by the time it took to boil water and brew the tea your tea slut fell asleep; wake them up. They want that that tea because, they alsways want a cup of tea.
And if a tea slut said yes to tea at your place last Saturday then that means that they would like teawhenever you make it. Because, they would always want a cup of tea.
Source and origin: Youtube, "Tea Slut - Consent Parody" by pew36
A form of slut who always wants tea, rather than always wanting to initiate in sex.
A tea slut is a person who when presented with a cup of tea, would love said cup of tea. And they will always want tea.
If a tea slut is asked if they would like a cup of tea, they would naturally agree to said cup of tea because a tea slut would always want a cup of tea.
Are you offering tea to somebody else and they refuse the cup of tea, then a tea slut would want that cup of tea. They always want a cup of tea. You shouldn't force a person who doesn't like tea, to drink tea. A tea slut would drink that tea. They would always want their cup of tea. Don't make anybody drink tea. Tea sluts would drink it for them.
If a person did want tea, but then didn't. Dont force tea into them or get mad because they didn't drink your tea. Just give a tea slut said tea.
And if you offer tea and a tea slut is unconscious then wake them up. They will want that tea. And if a tea slut said yes to a cup of tea, but by the time it took to boil water and brew the tea your tea slut fell asleep; wake them up. They want that that tea because, they alsways want a cup of tea.
And if a tea slut said yes to tea at your place last Saturday then that means that they would like teawhenever you make it. Because, they would always want a cup of tea.
Source and origin: Youtube, "Tea Slut - Consent Parody" by pew36
Lucas: "Oi, George. Ya know Paul? He is like the biggest tea slut ever you know?"
George: "Oi, ye mate. He drank every cup a gave him... Kept asking for more and stuff..."
George: "Oi, ye mate. He drank every cup a gave him... Kept asking for more and stuff..."
by Admiral Gial Ackbar January 4, 2019
Get the Tea Slutmug. The best youtuber that will live past the heat death of the universe. for Tea Towompowomp is the universe. BROTHER
by Tea Towompowomp February 19, 2021
Get the Tea Towompowompmug.