secret shag

A woman or man you have casual sex with but don't wish to brag about

"Hey bro Fat Susan said you laid her last week", "ok yes I did, I was totally pissed , the bottom line is I'd prefer to keep her as a secret shag"

by Big Jack's Bollocks July 21, 2017

Secret Sipper

An alcoholic that sneaks a drink when they think no one is looking. Usually hides bottles all around the house so they can get a drink whenever they need it.

“I think I smell alcohol on his breath it’s like 7:30 in the morning. Ohh he’s got bottles hidden all over the place, he’s a Secret Sipper”

by Capt_Quint October 8, 2015

Secret Secret Dino Club

An awesome band who's words describe my life. They're very relatable. From Saratoga Springs, NY just waiting for their time to make it big.

Girl 1: Have you heard Secret Secret Dino Club's song 'When I was 16?'
Girl 2: Hell yeah! It's amazing.

by Flamingo3 June 9, 2011

Dark Secret

When a straight guy is in a dark room having sex with what he thinks is a women but it is actually a transvestite. The transvestite sits on his pole and then plants shim's root into his belly button.

"Dude did you hear about Beau getting hit with the Dark Secret?"
"Bummer man, shim looked like a chick at the bar."

by Gulf Coast Misfit October 30, 2011

Secret Societies

Just a bunch of people getting together, doing stuff, and then not telling other people about it

I heard that Jeffrey's in the Knights Templar 2, it's one of those secret societies.

by bees on pie April 7, 2017

heavyweight secret

needs no further explanation: a secret that weighs heavy because you have been carrying it along for a bit and all you really want is for it to be told. to make it light and turn it into a positive, uplifting, nourishing, inspiring fact of your life.

Im getting tired of this heavyweight secret on my back. My life is on the brink of transition and demands resolution. No games, no secrets, no tricks. It might hurt some but in the long run my healthy self will heal everybody else.

by Krkič August 23, 2020

secret sessions

this term is used to describe people who get hand picked from taylor swift herself to come and listen to her new album at her house a month before its released. people would DIE to go to a secret session it is truly the best life experience for a swiftie in the universe.

EXAMPLE 1:
isabella “sarah i can finally tell you that i was invited to the secret sessions”

sarah “omg girl NO WAY i would die!! you’re so lucky”

EXAMPLE 2:
audrey “ugh i can’t believe i wasn’t invited to the secret sessions i’m so sad”

ed “its okay you might get invited next year!!”

by imonswiftstantwitter July 16, 2019