Sloppy salmon

A sloppy salmon is where a man fucks a woman with a fish and then slaps that pussy with the dead fish

I’m gunna sloppy salmon you tonight

by Dequavis Jones March 16, 2019

Fighting Salmon

A group of old women who shop at stores like Wet Seal or Forever 21 to make themselves appear a lesser age for younger men.

That woman's such a fighting salmon; she dresses like her daughter.

by Pancreas1980 May 10, 2010

do the salmon

flappin and slappin your forearm against someone elses like a mad bitch

hey mikaela (DO THE SALMON)

by swagtown-2012 September 22, 2013

salmon eggs

When you masturbate shortly after being punched in the nuts and produce a mix of cum and blood.

Dude, after you hit me in the dick I had them salmon eggs.

by Sup98 April 7, 2015

string salmon

a flushed tampon that doesn't make all the down, but swims back upstream and returns to the toiler bowl.

"Ew. Don't go in that stall. There's a string salmon in that one!"

by cre8tv August 5, 2008

silk salmoning

Having sexual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling.

That man is silk salmoning in the 2 year old ball pool! and he has my briefcase!

by Sir Oli G bumwart November 12, 2006

salmon slap

When a young woman is in the spawning area and is suddenly slapped across the face with a slippery dick.

Jared salmon slapped the shit outta Johanna the other night while I was in jail.

by Smokedaweed June 11, 2006