The Poland Polisher

When you ejaculate on a bald head and use your discharge as polish.

I use The Poland Polisher on my dad to keep him looking clean.

by RandomUser03737 June 4, 2021

Polish Port

An expanded Dutch rudder involving >4 people.

My friend wanted a dutch rudder mid orgy, but instead ended up with a Polish Port.

by Dippyskoodlez December 27, 2011

polish pornstar

A male or female who is totally awkward performing sex. Someone who only practices the missionary style sex position.
A person who seldom if ever has any type of sexual activity or who has forgotten how to do it.

The Polish guy who hangs out at the local bar drinking his Polish vodka brags about his sexual exploits to anyone who will listen, but in reality is just a Polish Pornstar.
She talks like she is really a hottie sexually, but the old Hag is really just a dried up Polish Pornstar, who hasn’t had any sex in years

by Rory O'Doul January 17, 2019

polish roll

A roll of 1 dollar bills with either a 20 or 100 on the outside to give the illusion that the holder has more money than he really does.

Originated in the Chicago nouveau riche Polish community as a means of showing off.

Check out Piotr's Polish roll, he ain't really ballin'!

by Illinois Joe December 18, 2012

the polish trick

The polish trick is when you fart through a window by opening it or if it is already opened, does not matter what height the window is as long as the fart happens through the window.

Door: Hey Crilbus, did you hear about when Atli performed the polish trick to ruin the Hogs chemo?
Crilbus: yeah, like a dog on wheels.

by Dogulator October 7, 2021

It will polish out

to try to hide the fact that something is damaged beyond repair, by saying it will polish out.

she crashed her husbands car, it is a write off but to ease the blow she tells him it will polish out

by CaLviNx December 10, 2012

polish the hook

Another term for jacking off.

I need to go to the bathroom and "polish the hook" if you know what I mean;)

by Thefanman July 23, 2016