Thicc Pigeon

A morbidly obese person within the age of fourty five and above, who walks as though they have an atomic wedgie with arms pressed against the chest like a Tyrannosaurus rex.

“Did you see David today?”
“No, what happened?”
“He looks like a Thicc Pigeon”

by _The_Savior May 8, 2018

pigeon critique

The act of critiquing something without meaningfully explaining a better alternative.

To put it more bluntly: fly in, shit all over everything, fly out. A pigeon critique.

by Michael VII September 3, 2021

Doctor Pigeons

Doctor Pigeons, also known as Mr Hippo, is a professional animal which focus on eating humans especially Marc.

Doctor Pigeons is hunting for Marc again!

by ascertain102 June 11, 2020

pigeon pit

a folk punk/midwest emo band based around oregon state
the lead singer's name is Lomes, she is a trans women
she makes much music about relationships

their most popular song 'Nights Like These' got popular on tiktok for about a month, and then died down

dude have you heard the new pigeon pit album?

me: yes of course! I'm their biggest fan

by diplomia December 18, 2022

pigeon smugglers

Like budgie smugglers, but for the particularly well endowed.

I was going to take the piss out of that guy in the budgie smugglers, but when he turned around, turned out he had pigeon smugglers on !

by snaptacular February 4, 2009

Pigeon-Soaked

Being uncomfortably wet in a very small amount.

Jim: (steps in puddle) Damit! I'm so Pigeon-Soaked right now!
Bill: ....what?

by Hedry Gerard Westingson Alamo June 14, 2010

pigeon nest

A sexual act involving rubbing your faecal matter on to a bald mans head, and then slamming raw eggs on top, thus creating a nest. You could also then proceed to slap the head with raw pigeon breast.

'Whats cracking brah?!'

'Nothing much, just gave Richard a pigeon nest though!'

'Dude, that's disgusting!'

by PigeonNest6969 February 11, 2014