calie

the best person you'll ever meet.....marry her now!!!!!!!!

OMG your name is calie? can i take you out to dinner?

by laundrymat96 October 30, 2020

cali sunburn

drop a shot of fruit flavored vodka into a corona....and chug.
CALI SUNBURN

WOW BRO, I'm quite distraught from the CALI SUNBURN I just took.

by TanRevolver December 2, 2010

Cali ferland

girl who should go out with ryan

i like cali ferland

by dhugwfvyudgsaycudsbgacvdgswjav May 30, 2019

Cali

An athletic person who is cute with an artistic person. It's more cute if they both like red.

Cali likes vegetables.

Cali likes red. Just like the person who likes Cali.

by Revenue June 12, 2018

Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.

Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad

by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019

Neo-Cali

The area formerly known as the Pacific Northwest. Due to the high volume of Cali transplants looking to make a quick buck, it has been overcome with vineyards and marijuana fields. Oregon and Washington are now indistinguishable from the state below them.

California is so passé! Anybody who’s anybody, lives in Neo-Cali!

by Ryoshi Kazashimo March 14, 2022

Cali Cream

Getting cummed in on a beach and pushing it out onto the sand like it’s seagull shit🏝

Damn! Did you just step in some Cali Cream?

by commiemommieeee March 20, 2021